vovat: (Bast)

I've been feeling pretty lethargic recently, and haven't even felt like playing video games that much. I have done a few things in the past few weeks that are probably worth talking about, though. It was Beth's mom's birthday on the twenty-fifth of last month, and we visited and went to the zoo in Bridgeton, where I felt the need to pose with animal statues.

Beth was wearing her Frasier hat, so I tried to get a picture of her with some cranes, but it didn't come out very well. There were several peacocks wandering around the place.

One of the lemurs was sitting on a sliding board.

These pigs with long ears and tails were interesting.

And they had some leopards and tigers that reminded me of our cats in a few respects.

Black cats usually remind me of panthers. I believe black panthers are actually leopards, but cougars are also sometimes called panthers. These designations aren't always that specific. One of the lemurs And my mother-in-law shoved me into a lion fountain. Somehow, I survived.


On the first of this month, we saw Scott Thompson perform as Buddy Cole at the City Winery, which is a pretty inconvenient venue, but they've had a few things we've been interested in.

The last show we saw there was John Waters, and while Scott is younger, they both came from a time when being gay was much more dangerous and subversive, and seem somewhat bemused by that community today. Then on that Thursday, we saw a Kevin Geeks Out show at the Nitehawk Cinema in Williamsburg. It was about advertising, with topics including how slogans are used in movies and television, with Kevin Maher mentioning that he thought there would be more characters using them as one-liners when killing somebody. He made up for it with a video of various Arnold Schwarzenegger kill scenes with somewhat relevant slogans dubbed in. Steve Young, a former writer for David Letterman, had two segments, one on collectible playing cards advertising local businesses, often with bizarrely lazy art; and another on records of stock clips and jingles to play in radio commercials. On our way back to the subway, I noticed some art by Molly Crabapple, who did a lot of work for Max Fractal (formerly Kim Boekbinder), and whose book I own.

Our next show was EXTC at (Le) Poisson Rouge in Manhattan last Thursday.

I believe the concept started when Terry Chambers, the drummer for XTC on their first five albums and a bit of the sixth, did some shows with Colin Moulding. Colin isn't part of the touring band now, but Terry still plays, and the set includes songs from after Terry had left the band. It's done with the blessing of Andy Partridge, who stopped playing live after a panic attack in 1982. The rest of the band consists of Steve Hampton on lead vocals and guitar, and Terry Lines on bass and backing vocals.

The songs were all performed quite closely to the studio recordings. Steve didn't replicate all of Andy's vocal oddities, but I'm not sure Andy could anymore either. It was a fun time. I bought a CD there, but I haven't listened to it yet.


I'll also mention that I got my sketchbook from Becca Whitaker, whom I've known online for a long time, and it's full of colorful pin-ups based on popular media. There's a section of cereal mascots, which is up my alley even though I don't eat a lot of cereal. Mermaids and horror icons are also well-represented. For my copy, she drew Artemis and Jack Pumpkinhead.

And today, I received these from Vylirium.

There's a lot of cool art online, and I haven't really put any of it on display, despite having lived in the same place for almost seven years. I need to clean up first, and it's difficult to get motivated. You'd think being able to decorate would BE the motivation, but I guess we're back to the lethargy again.
vovat: (zoma)

I had been meaning to see Curious Nature, the Alice in Wonderland exhibit at the New York Botanical Garden, for some time now. And, like the White Rabbit, I was pretty late in doing so, finally getting around to it in its last week, along with Beth. It was pretty enjoyable, and most of the stuff was clustered around a single area. The thing I had the most trouble finding was Alyson Shotz's mirror sculpture on the edge of the forest, which I walked right past before noticing.
The conservatory had items modeled on Victorian gardens, like the ones at Oxford in Lewis Carroll's time.
We ate at the Pine Grove Cafe and split a cookie with a picture of Alice on it.

It was all right, not great. And I still don't know whether looking-glass milk is good to drink. I don't even like drinking the regular kind. At the store, I bought a keychain and two pairs of socks, one with Alice and another with mushrooms. There were a lot of mushrooms around the place. A model cottage built by Andre Kong that referenced Alice growing to enormous size inside the Rabbit's house had bricks made of mushroom.

And one of the exhibits at the library included information on how common the use of psychedelic drugs was in the Victorian era, how they might have influenced Lewis Carroll's work, and how the connection was strengthened during the psychedelic movement in the 1960s. I'll admit that I think the drug thing is sometimes overemphasized in relation to Alice, not because there's no chance Carroll was referencing hallucinogens, but because I think the association is more that such drugs produce a dreamlike state than that the whole thing was one big drug trip. But then, I've never been high, so what do I know?

Another exhibit highlighted the scientific discoveries of the time, and mentioned The Water-Babies as a book that tied evolution to Protestant morality.

There were also works by Abelardo Morell, Agus Putu Suyadnaya, and Patrick Jacobs, the latter of whom contributed miniature dioramas.

The library seemed somewhat Carrollian in form itself, as only the even-numbered floors were accessible. I assume the others are for staff only, but the building doesn't look tall enough from the outside to have six stories. Outside the rose garden was a display of the white roses that were painted red.

There were a surprising number of roses still in bloom in the garden itself, but then, it was an exceptionally warm day for the end of October.

At the Reflecting Pool, there was a big topiary Rabbit.

There were a few other themes going on besides the Wonderland one, including some giant pumpkins (I assume these were set up before anyone knew about the recent Family Guy episode about that topic) and people and a horse with pumpkin heads.


Last Saturday was a Kevin Geeks Out show at the Nitehawk in Prospect Park, usually the easier one to get to, but this time the trains weren't all running. It was weird to have this in the daytime, and Kevin Maher had to make an effort to say "today's show" rather than "tonight's." The show was about horror television, including a montage of dream sequences, a look at the Crypt-Keeper's sartorial choices (complete with appropriate puns), an overview of Punky Brewster and Benson episodes where characters were murdered, and a game where we had to guess whether Elvira ever appeared on certain shows. The final clip was of her on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show; she was on there twice, and I'm pretty sure neither one made the DVD collection.

I tried the French toast sticks, which were good. After the show, we met Tavie and walked around Green-Wood Cemetery, where we've been many times, but it's so big that we ended up in a place I don't think we'd seen before. It had this pond.

Then we looked at the house that goes all out for Halloween, which is owned by a playwright.


We voted on Monday the twenty-eighth, and the polling place for early voting was closer than our usual one, so that was a good idea. If we'd voted on Halloween, however, we could have gotten special voting stickers. It's nothing unusual, but the election looks pretty bleak, and I'm dreading the aftermath. I don't really get why people support Donald Trump anyway, but it's even more worrying that he's even allowed to run after all the crimes he's committed. And the Supreme Court is basically in his pocket at this point. It's like there's no real safety net for the country anymore. I don't think it's a foregone conclusion that he'll win, but a lot of damage has already been done.

On Halloween itself, we saw a screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Kings Theatre. This is the third time I've seen it with audience participation, the first time having been in college, when I didn't know what to think of it. I kind of thought it was going a little too much for shock value, and I don't think I really appreciated camp at the time. I guess it's a pretty weird thing to go into without context, and I don't think a campy sci-fi musical comedy is that strange by the standards of the seventies, if perhaps more overtly sexual than was normal for the time. Beth was always a fan, and I came to like it more later on. And the songs were always good. Barry Bostwick showed up to introduce the film, and someone helped him stretch out his leg.

There was also a costume contest, and the winners were two people in striped outfits with tall hats, making me think of They Might Be Giants' "Don't Let's Start" video. I don't know what they were actually supposed to be.


They still had Fright Fest at Great Adventure this weekend, and we had season passes that we'd only used once, so we went on Saturday.

We ate at Friendly's before getting there, and they had these cool bat-lamps.

They had mazes set up for the occasion, but those cost extra. We largely concentrated on rides we'd only been on once, like the Jersey Devil Coaster, Joker, Kingda Ka, and Green Lantern. I think we'd been on El Toro once before, but I can't remember for sure; it might have been our first time. That's a wooden roller coaster that goes really fast, making it pretty rough. We also rode the Giant Wheel, SkyScreamer, Skull Mountain, and Nitro.

We're planning to go back again for Holiday in the Park.
vovat: (zoma)
On Sunday, Beth and I went to the Open Doors event at the Green-Wood Cemetery, where they open up some of the mausoleums (mausolea?) and provide some information on each one. We've seen the Van Ness-Parsons pyramid many times, as it's very prominent and close to the main entrance.

The guy who had it built was really into Egyptology, which was in vogue at the time, but also mixed in Christian symbolism, which is why Mary and Joseph are accompanying a Sphinx, with Moses and his mother/wet nurse Jochebed over at the left.

The door lists the eight then-known planets and the signs of the zodiac.

It's not the only pyramid there either; we passed another one on the way out, right next to the Hoagland mausoleum, which itself had a Turkish-inspired ceiling.

Many of the people who could afford such monuments were railroad tycoons, with Thomas Durant having been instrumental in the creation of the Transcontinental Railroad. He was also held hostage after not paying his workers. According to the tour guide, the life story inside the building glosses over details like that.

One of the statues inside had its hand broken off when someone touched it.

Magdalena Herrmann, who was buried in a sarcophagus, bought her mausoleum with money that she essentially conned from her employer. She was his maid, and she managed to convince the authorities that he'd left her all of his money.

This was not the first time we went inside the catacombs, but it was the first time that we did so when it was light outside and they let us access the entire hallway.

Peter Schermerhorn's Egyptian Revival monument was built on land that he originally owned, possibly where his barn had been located.

Schermerhorn Street in Brooklyn was named after his sons, but I don't know of any indication that Eric Schermerhorn, who used to play guitar for They Might Be Giants (and also Iggy Pop and David Bowie), is related to them. There were guides for a few other things in the cemetery as well, including Elias Howe's gravesite, which has a poem for his dog's tombstone, while some of his human relatives don't even have their names on theirs.

And he wasn't the only person who apparently commissioned headstones that just said "Mother" or "Father." The Romaine Angel was only recently discovered to be an exact copy of an Italian original, which explains why it's holding a mallet and chisel.

And we heard the story of Charlotte Canda, who died on her seventeenth birthday in 1845. Her monument, which was based on her design, is seventeen feet in both height and length.

Also in the cemetery is the Civic Virtue statue, an allegorical sculpture that people often just saw as a big man trampling on two women.

And we saw this bird just chilling on a rail on the way out.

So that was an informative visit, but it was also very tiring.
vovat: (Minotaur)

Two weekends ago was Monster-Mania. The problem is that we usually spend most of our time there at the question-and-answer panels, but due to the writers' and actors' strikes, people weren't allowed to discuss their work. They could still be there and sign autographs, but there weren't any panels. Beth had already paid for it, though, so we still went, but didn't spend a lot of time. We walked around the dealer rooms and bought some drawings from an artist named Jen Tracy. She got a haunted one, and I got Tik-Tok.

I also thought her Medusa drawing, which we didn't buy, was really cool. And we watched part of a game show called Curse Your Luck, a play on Press Your Luck with horror movie characters instead of Whammies.

There was a trivia part, but it was difficult for the audience to play along. The screen was too small to read, and the hosts didn't finish the questions if a contestant answered them before they were done reading. We did learn that Friendly's has the mini mozzarella sticks again, at least at the location we went to, although Beth says they taste different than they did before. It's hard to tell, as it's been so long, but I think I got what she meant.

This past Wednesday, we went to Playland, where we both felt kind of sick after going on some pretty tame rides. Beth swears by motion sickness pills, and thinks the ones I bought just weren't up to the task. I also bought more pizza than we could finish, because I wasn't sure how big the personal ones were. And I'm usually capable of eating a lot of pizza. But anyway, it was pretty fun, but there wasn't anything new, although I think it was the first time we rode Catch a Wave. There used to be something quite similar at Clementon Park, where it was called the Falling Star.

I mentioned last year that the Derby Racer seems slower now, and one of the employees confirmed that, although he didn't know the reason why that happened. His guess was that there was an injury. I also mentioned the Old Mill, actually the first thing we rode on our first visit to the park, but I didn't talk about the sign that says it has a "dark and forbidding atmosphere."I guess things have changed since 1929, and dragons aren't as scary when they audibly creak anyway.

I always like to take pictures from the Ferris Wheel, and I guess it's a good thing I'm calm enough about it now, because I used to get really nervous when that kind of ride (not this particular one) would stop at the top to load more people. I'm still kind of scared I might drop something, though.


We've been watching the new Futurama episodes, and from what I've seen and the descriptions of the ones that have yet to air, it kind of seems like they're overdoing the commentary on current events. They've always done that, but not quite that often. I'll wait until I've actually seen the entire season to pass judgment, though. Also, I downloaded the Steam version of Final Fantasy X some years ago and decided to check it out this weekend. There's a guy who ends up 1000 years in the future and befriends a guy voiced by John DiMaggio, which is pretty familiar. I'll probably write more about the game once I've gotten a little further into it or it becomes too frustrating for me to want to continue, as FF8 was.


Finally, tomorrow is Ozma's birthday. How are you going to celebrate?
vovat: (Bowser)

Since we were married on Leap Day, Beth and I celebrated our anniversary on the first of this month, and went to the orchid show at the New York Botanical Garden in the Bronx.

The orchid part was all indoors, much of it in a simulated tropical environment. I can say I didn't know that much about orchids, but there are a lot of different kinds, in many different colors.

Also in the conservatory was a cactus that looked like a bunch of snakes, although snakes usually aren't that scary.

The rest of the garden was, not surprisingly, pretty chilly, and not a lot was blooming. We did, however, take a tram ride around the place. I also thought that this rock looked like it would have an item inside or under it.

Maybe if Link were there. The NYBG is bigger than the one in Brooklyn, but not as big as Longwood Gardens in Pennsylvania. It contains the last vestige of the forest that once covered much of the area. Afterwards, we went to eat at the Olive Garden. The last few times I've been there, I've gotten rigatoni with five-cheese marinara sauce and sausage.

This past weekend was the Monster-Mania Convention in Cherry Hill, and while we were on the way there, we stopped at a kitschy candy store called Rocket Fizz.

Maybe this woman made her family disappear.
Tavie had taken some pictures there, and Beth found out that there was one in Marlton.

There's a lot of interesting stuff, including the kind of potato chips my teacher gave out in elementary school and a bunch of socks with brand logos, including Diet Coke, Bubble Yum, Swedish Fish, and Froot Loops.

None of those were anything I felt strongly enough about to want to wear on my feet, although I do drink a fair amount of Diet Coke, and I used to eat Swedish Fish in high school and college. They also had a lot of weird themed sodas, including a Monkees banana nut flavor that we bought, as well as tributes to Ritchie Valens, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and...Fidel Castro?

Beth also picked up a Zagnut bar, Jimmie Stix, and some Dutch licorice cats for her mom. I ended up getting a blueberry muffin Kit Kat, a little Pac-Man machine with some kind of candy that I haven't checked out yet, and a deck of Wizard of Oz playing cards with no candy involved at all. I had a pack of cards like those before, except with those it was just one picture on the backs, and here it looks like there are other images from the movies on the card faces.

I did notice a few items that appeared to be pro-Trump, although they had stuff that made fun of him as well. I remember, a few years ago, passing a souvenir shop in Manhattan that had both MAGA and Black Lives Matter hats. I guess that's what you could call mercenary merchandising.

As for the convention itself, I've noticed a gradual decline in the number and length of events that are free with admission, like question-and-answer panels and film introductions by people involved with them. There are still a few, though. The first one on Saturday was with Amie Donald, who played the titular robot girl in M3GAN, but didn't do the voice.

She has a New Zealand accent, and I'm not sure how well that would have worked for the character. Then came Adrienne Barbeau, followed by Brooke Smith, the woman who rubbed the lotion on her skin in Silence of the Lambs.
There were two bigger panels in the evening, the first featuring final girls from the Friday the 13th series, with Adrienne King, Amy Steel, Kimberly Beck, and Melanie Kinnaman.

And the one for the Terrifier films had several people on the production side as well as the actors.

Before it started, Leah Voysey sang the relentlessly catchy Clown Cafe song, with Elliott Fullam accompanying her on guitar.

David Howard Thornton, who played Art the Clown, did a pantomime of killing someone.

I also bought some Mario-related pictures from Dallas Pritchard of Studio 327.


On Sunday night, we got home in time for Beth to watch the Oscars, while I sort of half-watched them. As usual, I hadn't seen most of the movies that had been nominated for anything. We did see Elvis and Tar, and Turning Red was in the animated category. I do think I should probably see Everything Everywhere All at Once, and I'm sure I'll see Black Panther: Wakanda Forever at some point, although I'm behind on the Marvel movies. From the online comments I've seen about the ceremony, yeah, a fat suit probably shouldn't be winning any makeup awards; a commercial for The Little Mermaid during the broadcast is weird, but the whole thing is kind of a commercial anyway, so whatever; and Warner Bros. taking credit for movies they bought the rights to but didn't make seems rather similar to Elon Musk paying to call himself the founder of Tesla. I have no issue with Florence Pugh's outfit, though.

I guess I think she's just generally cute, though. It's weird how Janelle Monae's dress looked red on stage, but pretty bright orange elsewhere.

It stands out a lot more when the orangeness is obvious. And speaking of unusual colors, I have to give props to The Rock.


I haven't gone to the movies that much recently, but Beth was talking about wanting to see Scream 6, and there's the Mario movie coming up. From what I've seen in the trailers, it almost looks like they're throwing in too many references, although we don't know that everything there will be included, or will be particularly important even if it is. I guess it's just kind of weird to me because, from what I understand, it's loosely an adaptation of the original Super Mario Bros., yet they're including stuff that wasn't introduced into the series until decades after that. Then again, I'm pretty sure that, even if the movie is really successful, they're not going to make one based on each and every Mario game. I mostly like the designs, although Peach's head and eyes look kind of disproportionate to the rest of her.

I guess it's not the first time she's been depicted with a strangely large head for her body, though.

I have an ultrasound coming up on Thursday, and the cats have to go to the vet on Friday. And I'm not entirely sure how we're going to work out our summer plans, since Beth and I both have things we want to do in California in July, but in different parts of the month. For now, here's a picture of Reagan as a bat.
vovat: (Autobomb)

Last Thursday, we went to Playland, an amusement park in Westchester County, New York. It's owned by the county, but it's been under new management for a few years, and they got rid of quite a few rides since the last time we were there. To be fair, they also added some, but it often seemed like a downward trade, and some of the newer ones weren't even running that day. It was already a small park, and now there's even less there. We ended up riding most things twice. One of the recent ones, Catch'n Air, is pretty rough and doesn't really do that much, so while it's new, it doesn't feel like a modern ride. The one with the motorcycles that you can raise into the air is pretty cool, although very small.

And why would they keep the Music Express but get rid of the similar but superior Thunder Bolt? I'm sure they had their reasons, but I don't know what they are. There used to be two different dark rides, Zombie Castle and the Flying Witch, really close to each other, and both were so generic that I couldn't have told you what was in which. Only Zombie Castle is there now, and they blurred out some zombie woman painted on the wall behind where you get on.

I really have no idea why, but fortunately I was able to find a picture I took years ago, so you can see what it looked like before.

The most entertaining thing about this ride is the use of old, scratchy voice samples. Another kind of cheesy ride is Ye Old Mill, where you ride a boat through caverns inhabited by gnomes and trolls.

I do think it used to splash you with water towards the end and now it doesn't, but that's probably for the better.

The Derby Racer is a favorite of mine, although I remember it going faster. Whether that's nostalgia or actually true, I couldn't say for sure; but I have to wonder if someone decided a ride with no harnesses or anything running at that speed was unsafe. It was also the first time we rode the Go-Karts or the Bumper Cars, and some people are weirdly competitive on stuff like that.

I feel I should also mention that one of the horses on the Carousel had lost its tail.

I hope Owl doesn't use it as a doorbell. It rained on and off during the day, and the cool part about that was a very visible rainbow. We actually first saw it from the Dragon Coaster, but couldn't take pictures until afterwards.

Speaking of dragons, it seems like the park is now downplaying Coaster, their dragon mascot. He's still there, as on the one sign I shared here, but not as much as he was before.

The other thing we did that's worth writing about was to see Tim Heidecker at the Bell House on Monday night.

His show had two parts, the first being a stand-up routine that he did in character as an angry but clueless right-winger, yelling at the sound guy, fumbling with props, mispronouncing simple names, and saying Justin Trudeau was worse than Hitler. He also did some pretty clever wordplay. After that came his set with the Very Good Band, and while he still made jokes and some of the songs were on the comical side, most of it was pretty straight country-tinged rock.

Vic Berger, the guy whose video edits will forever make me associate Donald Trump with airhorns, played keyboard and some guitar. Tim also did a solo bit where he covered Bob Dylan's 1981 song about Lenny Bruce, and made fun of how lazy the lyrics were.

While in Gowanus, I noticed a picture on a wall of Nefertiti, and a drawing of the Tower Tarot card on the sidewalk

It's way more concrete than most fortunes.
vovat: (Autobomb)
Beth and I were originally thinking of going to the Museum of the Moving Image in Queens this weekend, but since there was planned subway work, we instead did something else we'd been planning on and drove up to Playland, an oddly but appropriately named amusement park. This was our third visit there, and it was nice outside. The park recently introduced their mascot Coaster, an updated version of the dragon who's been on the logo for years, but redesigned to look friendlier.

The Dragon Coaster, opened in 1929, is one of the oldest rides at the park.

The new Coaster is featured on one of the park's newest rides, the Dragonator, which spins around and moves back and forth on a track.

I believe it was also the first time we rode Super Flight, a suspended roller coaster that flips you around horizontally like you're flying, similarly to Superman: Ultimate Flight at Great Adventure. It ended up being rather painful. Overall, my body just can't take amusement park rides like it once could, although they're generally still fun. The only thing we rode twice was the Whip, one of Beth's favorites. I've mentioned after earlier visits that the park has two dark rides, and they even used the same "I will destroy you!" soundbite in both. There's also both a Thunder Bolt and a Music Express, and they're basically the same ride, although the former has suspended cars and hence doesn't move as quickly. There was also an art exhibit called the Floating Forest, which consisted of a bunch of jellyfish, on the beach outside the park.

Neither of us had eaten anything before leaving home, so we got some food at McDonald's on the way there, then hot dogs at the park.

There really isn't much more to say about this past weekend. I did watch the second episode of Lost in Oz, and played a bit of Dragon Warrior III. Maybe Coaster would get along with the dragons in that game.

One thing I heard on TV (but not on Lost in Oz that struck me was that there are apparently still people who think everyone is just so mean to Donald Trump. I thought his appeal (and I don't see any appeal at all to the guy, but obviously some people do) was supposed to be that he said what he wanted and damn the consequences, but he also whines about the consequences. Is he a tough guy who flaunts his power or a pathetic victim? As someone mentioned when I tweeted about this, Trump supporters obviously don't feel the need to be consistent. I'm not even sure they remember anything from day to day, considering how often Trump denies saying things he's on record as saying. And really, I feel that the media are generally being really nice to Trump. They criticize him, sure, but no more than they did any other President. It's certainly nowhere near the level of Trump himself laughing at the suggestion that his supporters should murder immigrants.
vovat: (Minotaur)
We've lived in Brooklyn for two Halloweens now, which means we weren't far from Tarrytown, which has a haunted association due to Washington Irving. He gave a valley about two miles from the town the name Sleepy Hollow, and set his tale of the Headless Horseman there. There are a lot of Halloween events there these days, and they sell out quickly. We finally got around to going up there this past weekend, bringing along our friend Stephanie. The two events we attended were Horseman's Hollow and the Great Jack O' Lantern Blaze. The first is a haunted trail that runs through several prop buildings. It's pretty high-budget as far as such things go. I would have liked it better if the people in front of us hadn't been bitching and moaning the entire time, but I think it's impossible to find one of these attractions where you DON'T hear someone either complaining or being snide. The Horseman showed up towards the end, and I think that is a real horse he's on.

The Blaze (not the Glenn Beck network, although I can't help thinking of it when I hear the name), in nearby Croton-on-Hudson, is really impressive.

In addition to plenty of individually carved pumpkins, there are large figures made primarily out of them, including a sea serpent, the Statue of Liberty, a grandfather clock, a circus train, the Pumpkin Zee Bridge (named and modeled after the nearby Tappan Zee Bridge, in case you didn't get it), and even a carousel. The pictures don't show how impressive these things were up close, but I took a lot of them anyway.






We were still using the air conditioner at night not too long ago, but we had to break out the comforter last night. Can't we get something in between for a while? It's usually warm in our apartment because of the heat, but they haven't turned it on yet. Right now, though, I'm using a fan; and I felt kind of hot in a long-sleeved shirt at work.
vovat: (tmbg)
About a month ago, I jumped on the bandwagon and signed up for a Dreamwidth account as a backup for my LiveJournal. I don't write there much at all anymore, but I did for years and don't want to lose any of it. But now I have something I wanted to write about that doesn't really fit my WordPress format (as loosely defined as that may be), so here goes.


On Sunday night, Beth and I went on a moonlight tour of Green-Wood Cemetery. It was led by the cemetery's historian, accompanied by two accordion players who provided music for when we walked from one place to the next. Songs I remember them playing include "Erie Canal" (Beth thought it was "Sixteen Tons," and there's definitely a similarity there), "Blue Moon," "Over the Rainbow," "Walking After Midnight," and "Battle Hymn of the Republic." The historian gave a brief lecture on each of the sites we encountered. The first was a bronze statue of DeWitt Clinton, Mayor of New York City, Governor of New York, United States Senator, and 1812 presidential candidate.

He was largely responsible for the Erie Canal, which is represented on the statue's pedestal. While originally buried in a friend's vault near Albany, his remains were transferred to Green-Wood sixteen years later. He was also the inspiration for this song by John Linnell of They Might Be Giants, as part of his House of Mayors project:

I believe the only still-living mayor to receive a piece on the record was David Dinkins, who couldn't figure out what it had to do with him. I'm pretty sure only Linnell really knows the significance of any of these. Well, excepting "Fernando Wood," which quotes him. I think the neighborhood where Linnell lives, or at least lived a few years ago, is adjacent to the cemetery. Maybe he goes there by himself to do interpretive dances.


Known as the Beard Bear, this marks the burial place of William Holbrook Beard, who was known for his political cartoons featuring anthropomorphic animals. The statue is by Dan Ostermiller, and was finished in 2002, 102 years after Beard's death.


My picture here isn't very good, but this headstone features an incredibly intricate scene carved by Patrizio Piatti. From the description, it sounds like it portrays Jane Griffith's husband going off to work on the day she dies of a heart attack. Kind of morbid, perhaps, but tastes in funerary matters change over time.

We looked around inside a mausoleum, which reminded Beth of Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia, I suppose because it was run-down and divided into small rooms.
vovat: (Woozy)
I haven't written a post here in a while, and I'm not sure many people even remember that LiveJournal still exists, but I thought I might do a life update of sorts. For one thing, I received the pictures I commissioned from Becca, who's really cool and has been having a difficult time of things recently. She drew a picture of Beth with Wally (who's actually sitting on me right now, but I don't know how long he'll stay), and one of Glinda and Ozma.


Yesterday, I went with Beth and Tavie to the Guggenheim Museum, where today is the last day you can get a free year-long membership with a New York City ID from 2015. They're currently renovating a lot of it, so there were quite a few closed spaces, and you couldn't go all the way down the spiral. I'm sure that, as a kid, I would have just wanted to run down that without more than a cursory glance at the exhibits. My parents won't let me forget about the time we went to Ausable Chasm and I ran through as much of it as possible, heedless of the fact that this was really dangerous. I did get some pictures of people working on exhibits down on the bottom floor.

I have to wonder what the purpose of the decapitated panda is. They had a Kandinsky exhibit that I quite liked; I'm not always that big on abstract art, but his paintings are just so colorful and active.

I also thought that this water fountain looked like something from a fairy tale castle.

Yeah, I know the fountain wasn't on display, but I tend to notice side details like that. It's like how, when I'd go to theme parks as a kid, I was fascinated by how minor aspects were made to fit the theme of a particular area, and somewhat bothered when they didn't fit. I remember reading that one reason Walt Disney insisted on the underground passages at Walt Disney World was that it took people out of the fantasy when costumed employees had to walk through the wrong part of the park, like an astronaut in Frontierland. Honestly, though, that probably would have just amused me, like when people wear Starfleet uniforms to the Renaissance Faire and pretend they've gone back in time.

After the museum, we met Stephanie at a Greek restaurant and had dinner there. I had seafood and pasta with tomato sauce, which kind of seems more Italian than Greek, but they are pretty close to each other. There are a lot of similarities between food from different Mediterranean nations. My taste in food is mostly pretty mundane. I like pizza, pasta, shrimp, and hot dogs. I'm not as big on burgers as my wife is, but I still enjoy them, especially when I can get them with a cheese other than American. I can usually find something I like at just about any restaurant, though. My main issues are that I won't eat anything too spicy, I don't much care for onions and peppers, and potatoes and rice aren't that agreeable to me unless they have enough other flavors mixed in (which means I'll generally eat them fried, because pretty much all fried food tastes about the same). I realize I'm a really picky eater, but I think I'm getting better. I gave Beth part of the salad that came with my meal (hers didn't come with one), but I actually thought it was pretty good for a salad. Pretty much everything came with feta cheese, which has a good flavor to it.

I just recently learned that there's an Oz Convention in Philadelphia this year, so it would be kind of silly if I didn't go to it. I'm seriously considering going to the one in Oregon as well; the rates actually went up today, but not by that much. A bigger concern is whether I should take Beth, who's not into Oz stuff, but I do like sharing my interests with her. I go to the Monster-Mania Convention with her, and have learned to appreciate the horror genre, but those conventions are a lot cheaper. On the other hand, you don't get meals there. The last time I went to one of the Oz Club's conventions was in 2000, and I enjoyed them a lot back then. That's not to say there weren't slow parts, but usually I could find something to read or otherwise check out during those. There are so many stories I started reading at conventions that I wish I could find again.

While I read all of Mari Ness's Oz reviews and am currently keeping up with her write-ups on Disney animated films and their source material, I wasn't aware until this week that she reviewed the Chronicles of Narnia five years ago. Reading her thoughts and the comments made me want to write some more about Narnia, but looking back through my previous posts on the series, I've already covered just about everything I can think of. It happens to me every so often that I think I have a good idea for a post, then I find I've already written it. The Narnia series is one I grew up enjoying and still do, but I've also found quite a bit about it objectionable or just plain sloppy. It was pointed out a few times in Mari's posts and the comments on them how small Narnia is, both in terms of land area and how long it lasted. While not explicitly stated in the books, C.S. Lewis' timeline indicated that the entire world lasted a mere 2555 years from creation to destruction. I noted in my brief review of The Last Battle when I re-read it ten years ago that the Narnian apocalypse came across as fairly small-time and unnecessary. The ape and his donkey partner in a lion skin were not at all threatening, but apparently Aslan thought their playing a trick was enough to wipe out the whole place. But then, attempts to end a popular series are rarely very convincing to the fans. Just ask L. Frank Baum or Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (you know, if they were still alive and able to be asked anything).

I had an interview on Thursday for a temporary assignment, and while I don't want to go into too much detail on a public post, it sounded promising. Most of the snow in the area has been cleaned up by now, but the intersections always seem to be particularly bad. There was even a New York Times article about it. Oh, and I guess this Thursday is when I'll see Jenny Lewis, so that's something to look forward to.
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We actually had something to do on both Saturday and Sunday, which is kind of unusual. On Saturday, I had to go to Flushing Meadows to take a civil service test for Paralegal Aide positions. I'm not sure how well I did, as it seemed a little more difficult than most such tests. Afterwards, I met up with Beth to visit the Queens Botanical Garden, which is really quite small, and a lot of the gardens were closed for winter anyway.

Not that it felt like winter; I found myself carrying my jacket because it was too warm while wearing it. As much as I like being able to go outside without a jacket, it does make me concerned for the future. Like, are we all going to burn to death next summer? We'll all take turns; I'll get mine too.

Regardless of the unseasonable warmth, not too much was in bloom, but there were a few roses still intact.

After the gardens, we visited the old site of the 1939 and 1964 World's Fairs at Corona Park. They Might Be Giants filmed their video for "Don't Let's Start" at the New York State Pavilion from the '64 fair, which is still there, but you can't go in it anymore.

Well, at least you couldn't when we were there.

It looked like they were doing renovations, which means they probably got rid of that chipped-up map.

Both Johns from TMBG visited the fair when it was a going concern, as did my dad and Beth's mom. All my mother-in-law will say about it is how uncomfortable her shoes were, though. Right near there is the Queens Museum, which had an exhibit about both fairs.

It's pretty fascinating, largely because I don't think they would ever have anything like that these days. I mean, nations and corporations getting together to present an optimistic view of the future? Who'd put money into that in our current climate? I guess Epcot Center preserves a lot of the feel. It's interesting that they still have the Omnisphere and some other stuff fifty years later.

I compared some maps of the fairgrounds to what's there now, and apparently there's a skate park where the Astral Fountain used to be. There's a message in that, but I'm not totally sure what it is. Another exhibit at the museum showcased the work of Zhang Hongtu, a Chinese artist who moved to New York in 1982. His art combines Chinese themes and criticism of the hypocrisy involved in Chinese communism.

We ate that evening at Kane's Flushing Diner, which wins points with me because they had free refills on soda and gave us garlic bread before the meal.

Yesterday was our friend Stephanie's annual holiday party. She knows a lot of people, so there were quite a few guests there we didn't know, but a few we did. It was held at a bar in Park Slope that has both indoor and outdoor parts, but due to the unseasonable warmth, we mostly stayed outside. It did get a little chillier after an hour or so, but never that bad. We won a few prizes for answering trivia questions.

I had a dream a few nights ago that John Flansbugh of TMBG and his wife Robin Goldwasser were my neighbors, but I was too nervous to speak to them. Not that I usually talk to my neighbors anyway, but I have to suspect that would be really awkward, especially if I ever wanted to listen to any of their music. Not to mention that I've heard quite a bit about TMBG fans who really didn't respect the band members' boundaries. Still, it's not like I've ever had even remotely famous neighbors in the past. Well, okay, the woman who lived across the street and dated my dad for a while wrote some children's books that are fairly well-regarded, so maybe that counts. The dream I can remember from last night involved my being asked to go to school (I guess it was high school) in the middle of the night to test some software. It turned out there were a whole bunch of people there and I had to wait in line. And even though I came alone, Beth and Tavie also showed up for some reason, as did our cats.
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I can't believe it's almost the end of November. I mean, I can literally believe it, but this year has gone by really quickly. I have started Christmas shopping, but I'm not very good at it. I guess I need to ask people if there's anything they want, but most of them won't answer. It would be easier if everyone liked what I like. And I don't even mean specifically; it would be nice if I knew, say, books I could get for everybody. Of course, not everybody reads recreationally. I also have to ask my dad if I should switch my insurance plan.


Beth and I had Thanksgiving dinner at her mom's house, and we ate at Applebee's the day before and Friendly's the day after, so we were successful in the food department. Speaking of which, I need to go to the grocery store sometime soon. The Pathmark, which was the biggest in the area, just recently closed down; and even before that it had a dwindling inventory. There are a few other small places around here, though. Right now, we mostly need soda. I'm relieved that I didn't have to work on Black Friday this year. It kind of seems like, with all the stuff you can get cheaper online, frenzied shopping in physical stores wouldn't even be a thing anymore. It apparently is, though, albeit probably not quite as bad as it was a few years back. And am I the only one who's tired of the word "doorbusters"? I mean, it's funny to replace the lyrics to the Ghostbusters theme ("I ain't afraid of no doors!"), but the term is really kind of disturbing. The stores don't actually WANT people breaking their doors down, do they?

Yesterday, Beth's plan was to go to three different museums in the same area (the Museum Mile on Fifth Avenue adjacent to Central Park) and pick up memberships through the NYC ID program. The first was the Museum of the City of New York, a pretty small place with exhibits that apparently change pretty often. Ones there now focus on the artwork of Chris "Daze" Ellis, affordable housing (how affordable, they don't say), a photographer and writer who brought attention to the city slums, activism, and the revival of folk music.

The second museum we hit was the Jewish Museum, which turned out not to be part of the ID program. The Museum of Jewish Heritage is, but that's down in Battery Park. The Jewish Museum is free on Saturdays, so we did look around, but didn't spend a whole lot of time there. I did like the creatures on the top of this Ark of the Torah.

Finally, we went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, where I've been twice before, once with Beth and once without. That place is so big and confusing that just going in can be exhausting, but we did check out a few things while we were there.

Would this be considered culturally offensive?
You can see pictures here, here, and here.

I'm thinking of maybe writing another Oz story for Thanksgiving, as I have at least part of a plot involving Santa Claus and Jack Frost in mind. We'll see if that pans out.
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I'm always having dreams about being back in school and missing exams. Just this week, I had one where I was trying to make up one of my missed exams, and I couldn't remember why I'd missed it. I think that was the same dream in which one of my classes involved making clay alligators and bringing them to life, and this didn't strike me as being at all unusual.


The latest Futurama episode revealed that Professor Farnsworth's parents are still alive, no mean feat when the Professor himself is over 170 years old. There must be something about the Farnsworths that keeps them alive and kicking even when old and decrepit. I do have to wonder why, with the family theme, Cubert never showed up. I'm not sure the writers really know what to do with Cubert, who strikes me as never having been a particularly popular character. It's also pretty awkward that he and Dwight are still kids when everyone else has grown older. Well, at least the Professor has, because he turned 160 in "A Clone of My Own" and mentioned about ten years later that he was entered his eighteenth decade. Anyway, exact ages aside, I tend to enjoy episodes that give us some background for the characters, and this was no exception. It's too bad about what happened to the Professor's brother Floyd, though. Okay, we don't know exactly what happened to him, but we know it wasn't good. Also, while I agree with the criticisms of The Matrix, how heavy-handed did they have to be about it?

Finally, here are some recommendations:
The Infosphere, the Futurama wiki that I usually consult for information about the show
Narnia Deconstruction, which I referenced in my latest WordPress post
Jacek Yerka, painter of excellent surreal fantasy scenes
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[livejournal.com profile] bethje and I had our fourth anniversary on Wednesday, and since that's a day that only comes along every four years, it was sort of our first as well. Okay, not really, but I appreciate the fact that we were married on Leap Day. Since Beth worked that day, we didn't really do anything other than go out to eat at the Olive Garden. It was the next day that we went up to New York City to visit the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Neither of us had ever been there before, and Beth particularly wanted to see the paintings of Martin Johnson Heade. It was actually a little disappointing in that respect, because her favorite of his paintings they had on display there was part of one of those room sets that you can't view up close. It was still enjoyable, but museums are just so tiring. I was thirsty the whole time, because there are apparently only water fountains on the ground floor, and we never went there. The place is kind of labyrinthine, although I eventually managed to figure out how to navigate using the map. We were only there a few hours, so we obviously couldn't see everything, but we did take in a variety of artwork. The musical instrument and armory sections were particularly interesting. I'll also admit that I still have a bit of a childish reaction to nude sculpture.
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I took some pictures, but not that many, mostly because at first I wasn't sure if I was allowed. Actually, photography without a flash is permissible in most of the museum, although there are a few areas where it isn't.

After leaving the museum, we met up with [livejournal.com profile] not_glimmer for dinner, which we had at a place called Kitchenette Uptown. It's kind of pricy, but in a way it's worth it, because their portions are so big. I ordered some chicken noodle soup before my meal, and pretty much filled up on that. I ended up having most of my main entree, blueberry pancakes, for breakfast the next day. They also had good carrot cake, which for some reason I almost always get when in New York, but not elsewhere.

I suppose that's all I have to say about our anniversary. Here's to four more years! I hope Beth is cool with that.
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I've already said a bit about Medusa, but after reading [livejournal.com profile] kevenn's review of the Clash of the Titans remake, I felt she was worth another look. Only not a DIRECT look, because I don't want to be turned to stone.


I actually remember when I first learned about the Gorgon. There was a Medusa pinball game at our local pizza place, and my dad explained about how she had snakes for hair and anyone who saw her turned to stone. What I didn't learn until long after that was just how many versions of the Medusa legend there were. Earlier takes on the myth made her one of the primitive chthonic monsters that were always being killed by heroes to pave the way for civilization. She was the daughter of the primordial sea deities Phorcys and Ceto, and was totally hideous. Later, the myths gave her two sisters, Stheno and Euryale, and the three were of course known collectively as the Gorgons. Later depictions and stories actually started making Medusa attractive apart from the snakes, and Ovid's version of the myth says that she was originally a drop-dead gorgeous priestess in the temple of Athena. When she and Poseidon had sex in the temple, Athena punished her by turning her into the serpent-tressed monster we all know and love. I'm not sure the story was entirely clear on whether this intercourse was willing or not. You'd think it would have to be, as there wouldn't be any sense in punishing her for something that was done TO her. Unfortunately, however, the idea of blaming rape victims has a long history, and is still practiced in some parts of the world. You probably remember the recent story of a Somali girl being stoned to death for that. Poseidon probably said Medusa was asking for it because she dressed too provocatively. The thing is, you'd think Athena would sympathize with the Gorgon, considering that not only is she female, but also supposed to be the wisest of the Olympians. As we learned in the story of Arachne, however, the goddess was not at all free from jealousy and wrath. Apparently the new Clash film uses the idea that Medusa was raped and then punished for it, and if what Kevenn said is correct, then this was never even frowned upon!


By the way, did Medusa have to feed the snakes, or were they parasitic creatures living off nutrients from her body? Inquiring minds want to know! {g}

This last picture was drawn by Becca, whose blog is definitely worth a look. Probably not at work, though, as there's occasional nudity.
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I don't mind occasional discussions about the weather, but as of recently I've been hearing way too many conversations that basically boil down to: "Snow snow snow snow snow." "Snow snow snow?" "Snow snow snow snow snow SNOW snow snow snow!" Hey, I'm annoyed at the snow as well, but how much can you really say about it? I particularly love the people who make complaints like, "Isn't one snowstorm enough?" Actually, it's too much, in my own opinion, but what do you think? There's some Snow Bureaucracy that screwed up somewhere along the line, and the auditing department hasn't caught it yet? If nature operated on fairness, explain the Haitian earthquake. (No, I didn't ask YOU, Pat Robertson.) And of course there's that old standby from people who presumably are trying out for jobs as Leno writers: "So much for global warming!" Hey, I don't know all the science involved, but isn't denying global warming because it's cold occasionally sort of like saying there's no economic crisis because you know some people with good jobs? Then again, I've occasionally heard that one as well.


Also, this isn't related to snow, but last week, I found Warwick Goble's picture of Zenobia of Palmyra accompanying this post at Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness. I liked the picture and put it up on Tumblr, and it's gotten the most reblogs and likes of anything I've posted there. Odd how that works out. Also, doesn't "Zenobia" sound like an old-school video game? Maybe just because it's similar to "Shinobi," but it resembles other titles as well. Looking it up, apparently one of the Ogre Battle games that was never released in English has the subtitle "Densetsu no Ōga Batoru Gaiden Zenobia no Ōji," or "Legend of the Zenobia Prince." I've never played any of the Ogre Battle games, but I believe they're fantasy strategy games like Final Fantasy Tactics, only predating that series. Anyway, I think a queen who successfully conquered Egypt from the Romans would be a good subject for a video game, right?
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As per [livejournal.com profile] rockinlibrarian's request, today I'm taking a look at angels. Everyone has heard of angels, but just what ARE they? Well, the earliest Biblical references portray them as basically messengers of God, and in fact the term "angel" is based on the Greek translation of the Hebrew term for "messenger." I forget where I read it, but I remember seeing a mention that one difference between the theorized Elohist and Yahwist authors is that, while Yahweh generally shows up to talk to his creations in person, Elohim tends to operate through messengers. The Bible also mentions "sons of God," as in the tale of the Nephilim and the framing story of Job, and these are also usually regarded as angels. Daniel, a book commonly dated to the second century BC, refers to two angels by name (Gabriel and Michael), and makes references to angels as heavenly princes representing different nations, with Michael being the guardian of Israel. Sources from around this time were more likely to give specific functions and identities to angels, bringing Raphael and Uriel in as other named messengers, and introducing the concept of Satan (sometimes called Azazel, presumably after the enigmatic figure mentioned in Leviticus 16 as the recipient of a goat during Yom Kippur) as a fallen angel. I think it's also around this time that angels came to be associated with stars and planets. Christianity incorporated many of these Jewish ideas about angels, and both of the named angels from Daniel reappear in the New Testament, Gabriel as the herald who predicts the births of both Jesus and John the Baptist in the Book of Luke, and Michael as the heavenly war leader who casts Satan to Earth in Revelation. The latter book also incorporates the idea of angels being charged with specific tasks, perhaps somewhat akin to demigods or minor deities in polytheistic religions.



So how did the Jewish concept of angels change over time? Obviously the details aren't entirely known, but it is quite likely that the Jews took some ideas from the Persians, who conquered the Babylonians and allowed Judea and its temple to be restored. The change in the view of Satan from a divine prosecuting attorney to the source of all evil, for instance, might well have roots in the Zoroastrian concept of the light god Ahura Mazda being locked in eternal combat with the dark god Angra Mainyu. Zoroastrian scripture also referred to the Yazatas, heavenly beings who came to be associated both with days of the calendar and specific natural features and tasks. While these beings would probably be minor gods in pagan religions, and even the term "Yazata" signifies that these Zoroastrian angels were probably worshipped, the monotheistic Jews saw them as servants of the one and only God.

The idea of a hierarchy of angels most likely began in Judaism in the later BC years, and was developed even further by early Christians. The lists of angelic ranks aren't consistent, and I'm not sure where the Church Fathers came up with such ranks as Dominions, Virtues, and Powers. Both Jews and Christians, however, retroactively added other heavenly beings mentioned (or at least inferred) in the scriptures to the ranks of angels, those being the Cherubim, Seraphim, and Ophanim. Cherubim are winged creatures with features of humans, lions, oxen, and eagles. They bear some resemblance to sphinxes and other composite mythological beings that are said to have been employed as guards, and not only are Cherubim represented in art as attendants at God's throne, but they are also set by God to keep humans out of the Garden of Eden. In one of the Psalms, there's a reference to a Cherub being used as a battle mount by Yahweh. The confusion of Cherubim with Putti seems to have arisen around the Baroque period, but I'm not sure how this came about. Seraphim, as referenced in Isaiah, are six-winged beings that fly above God's throne; while Ophanim are the many-eyed wheels that support the throne in Ezekiel and Daniel. I'm not sure it was ever specified whether these bizarre forms are authentic or merely how these powerful beings show themselves to mere mortals, but I would imagine that not too many people today believe that some angels are literal wheels.



In Islam, angels are formed from light, and while humans (made of dirt) and jinn (made of fire) both have free will, the angels do not. Iblis, the Islamic equivalent of Satan, is mentioned in the Quran and other literature as both a jinn AND an angel. While this is confusing, I suspect that the reason for it is that Muhammad used the idea of Iblis rebelling against God, and such a thing would obviously require free will. So if Iblis is a jinn who was promoted to the ranks of angels, it would explain how he could be the one self-willed angel in the bunch.



The idea of angels has survived into the present, and might be experiencing a revival in fiction. Like many other mythological beings, however, it's not entirely clear what an angel really is, giving some leeway to writers. Are angels physical or ethereal in form? Can they actually dance on pinheads? If angels are asexual, as they're generally portrayed and as Jesus himself stated, what's with the story of the Nephilim? The idea of individual guardian angels most likely comes from Greek philosophy, and might well also have some roots in the national angels of Daniel. I'm not sure where the idea of angels as the spirits of dead people, as seen in numerous cartoons, originates. Jesus compares the spirits of the dead in Heaven to angels in that they're asexual and don't marry, but doesn't actually say they'll BECOME angels. Enoch is said by some sources to have become the angel Metatron, but it's commonly believed that he ascended bodily into Heaven, and hence never really died. The idea definitely predates animation, however, because Joseph Smith used it in Mormonism, not only giving an account of the earthly life of the guiding angel Moroni, but regarding Michael and Gabriel as posthumous forms of Adam and Noah, respectively. According to Wikipedia, dead people becoming angels also features in Bahá'í, another religion originating in the nineteenth century.
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Today, we get into Nymphs. And, according to some sources, getting into a Nymph isn't such a difficult thing to do, as they have a reputation for being sex addicts. To regard them as simply the prostitutes of the mythological world isn't entirely fair, however, as their primary duty is to care for various natural features. The best-known subset of Nymphs is probably the Dryads, who are the caretakers of trees. Other sorts of Nymphs are Oreads for mountains, Epimeliads for sheep and pastures, Napaea for valleys, Naiads for fresh water, Nereids for salt water, and Oceanids for the ocean. Also often included in such lists are the Pleiades who were turned into stars, the Hesperides who guard the golden apple tree that Hercules once had to raid, and the frenzied Maenads who accompany Dionysus.

Nymphs tend to be linked to the physical features of the world that they protect, with some of them dying when these features die, but others being regarded as immortal. Their origins aren't always clear. It's tempting to think that they spring into existence with their natural features (as is the case with Necile in L. Frank Baum's The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus), but some Nymphs are regarded as the children of specific gods, like how the Pleiades and Hesperides are daughters of Atlas, and the Oceanids the offspring of Oceanus and Tethys. I've also seen mention of women who die in the water sometimes being turned into water nymphs themselves.

While some stories of Nymphs involve their sexuality, or others' attraction to them. Hylas was carried off by Nymphs who admired his beauty, Calypso fell in love with Odysseus and offered to make him immortal if he remained with her, and Daphne was relentlessly pursued by Apollo until she turned herself into a laurel tree. But other myths make them caretakers, with Zeus himself having been raised by Nymphs until he was old enough to take on his baby-devouring father, Thetis (the mother of Achilles) cared for Hephaestus, and Egeria cared for both Theseus' son and the second King of Rome. And Baum seems to have latched on to this latter tradition when he made Necile the foster mother of the young Santa Claus.

And, since I feel I would be remiss in my duties if I didn't use this topic as an excuse to post pictures of naked women, here you go. )
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I bought a copy of Paste magazine last night. I'm not much of a magazine buyer, but who could resist a cover like this?



Neko discusses her fondness for bats, the book Watership Down, and the movie Weird Science. Oh, and also the sex dream she had involving Steve Earle and Madonna. Also in the magazine is Amanda Palmer discussing her Kurzweil keyboard, which she altered to read "Kurt Weill," which the Kurzweil company actually liked. Last time I saw her live, she mentioned that she was considering getting a Yamaha, and changing it to read "Ya Mama." I've seen this same basic thing a few other times. I remember someone describing a Weird Al performance where he made his Roland keyboard read "Poland," and Maury Rosenberg of Hypnotic Clambake went the less classy route of changing his to read "I'm Stoned" (which he quite likely was). I'm not actually sure what the original brand name was; "Limestone" would make sense, but a Google search didn't reveal any keyboard brand of that name.

Incidentally, I was just thinking the other day how interested I am in these marginally popular musicians, when our culture in general seems to focus more on movie stars. Neko might win a Sexiest Indie Rock Chick poll, but magazines that choose the Sexiest Person seem to always go for actors from movies I haven't seen. Well, okay, I might have seen SOME of them, but watching Hugh Jackman play Wolverine didn't exactly make me understand why he was People's Sexiest Man Alive. Eh, whatever. I like my own little pop culture niche. {g}

Other recent purchases of mine include a used copy of the Talking Heads album Naked (my favorite songs on it so far are "Mr. Jones," "Totally Nude," and "(Nothing But) Flowers"), a desk calendar with space pictures, and a wall calendar of Alphonse Mucha pictures. I think I like Mucha because his drawings remind me of vintage children's book illustrations, especially for the Oz books.



See what I mean? Anyway, the calendars cost only $4 each, which is why this is a good time of the year to purchase such things.

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All right, as I indicated last week, this week's myth will be that of Perseus. This Greek hero's story started when his grandfather, Acrisius of Argos, was told by the oracle at Delphi that he would be killed by his own grandson. In order to prevent this, he locked his daughter Danae up in a tower, apparently unaware of the mythological rules that: 1) any attempt to thwart fate will simply set into motion events leading to its fulfillment, and 2) a tower is hardly an effective means of birth control when your chief god is a horny bastard. Sure enough, Zeus showed up in a shower of gold and impregnated Danae, who gave birth to Perseus. Upon learning of this, Acrisius put the both of them in a wooden chest, which he set afloat on the sea. They ended up on the island of Seriphos, where King Polydectes fell in love with Danae. Wanting to get Perseus out of the way, he set the demigod up on a wild goose chase. Actually, more accurately, it was a wild Gorgon chase, to fetch the head of Medusa.



I'm sure everyone knows about Medusa, the woman with snakes for hair who would turn anyone to stone at a glance. While early mythology tended to speak of only one Gorgon, there were later three, quite possibly to match all the other triads of sisters in ancient lore. Perseus had to consult another one of these groups of three, the Graeae, in order to find out the whereabouts of the Gorgons. These three monstrous women shared one eye and one tooth between them, which must have been a hassle during mealtimes. Perseus wasn't left on his own to face all these monsters, however, having been given a helmet of invisibility by Hades, winged shoes (and/or a sword) by Hermes, and a mirror shield by Athena. There are many stories, both ancient and modern, in which supernatural assistance basically means the hero doesn't have to do anything but go through the motions, but Perseus must have had some skill of his own, since he was able to decapitate Medusa while looking at her through a mirror. The Gorgon's head retained its power of petrifaction, and Perseus used it in several subsequent adventures, sometimes including his encounter with Atlas. But his most significant exploit before returning to Seriphos involved his rescue of the Princess Andromeda from a sea monster at Joppa. So where's Joppa? Well, it's actually in Israel, and is more commonly known as Jaffa. Yet its rulers, King Cepheus and Queen Cassopeia, are referred to as Ethiopians. I've seen some speculation that this was a different Ethiopia than the one in Africa; but there's also Isaac Asimov's speculation that this was a time when Israel was dominated by Egypt, and they myth-makers confused the two African nations, or something like that. Regardless, Perseus rescues Andromeda, and they get married and eventually go on to become the ancestors of the Mycenaean rulers. But if Andromeda is Ethiopian, does that mean her union with Perseus was a mixed-race marriage? This was presumably not the intent, but I think it would have been cool. These nineteenth-century paintings definitely show her looking awfully white, but it's not like painters didn't do the same thing with Jesus.

There's nudity in these pictures, but it's art. So that makes it cool, right? )

Anyway, Perseus went on to use the Gorgon's head to petrify Polydectes, and ended up accidentally killing his grandfather with a quoit or a discus. I remember this last part being presented as almost an afterthought in the versions of the myth I've read, as if the author had finished and then thought, "Oh, harpy crap, I forgot to resolve this bit about the oracle from the beginning!" I have to say I know how that is, since one of my Oz manuscripts has the Soldier with the Green Whiskers receiving a mysterious box, and then its barely being mentioned again after that. I have an idea for how I can use this box if I ever get around to editing the story, but that's another topic entirely. With myths, however, there are always multiple versions and no single recognized author, so it might just be that the editors of the versions I read (many of which were geared toward kids) chose to focus on the action scenes instead of the fatalism.

The story of Perseus was immortalized in the stars, with Perseus, Andromeda, Cepheus, Cassiopeia, and the sea monster Cetus all being constellations. The Ethiopian king and queen actually look more like a child's drawing of a house and the letter W, respectively, but we can chalk that up to astronomical license. The constellation Perseus is right next to that of Pegasus, who is incorporated into less famous takes on the myth with the winged horse as the hero's means of transportation, rather than Hermes' footwear. The most interesting constellation, however, is Andromeda, as that's where the nearest spiral galaxy to our own can be seen from Earth. Because of this it's known as the Andromeda Galaxy. And if there are any camels there, I assume they're Andromedaries.

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