Revisiting Old Haunts
Nov. 3rd, 2026 04:10 pmI might as well sum up the rest of our October experiences. There was a Kevin Geeks Out on Thursday the 15th, and it was about creepy kids in media.

There were presentations discussing several topics involved with this, including the different types of children. And one presenter made a case for wanting to hang out with the Shining twins (forever and ever and ever, I suppose). Another made a montage of the supposed ghost from Three Men and a Baby (actually a cardboard cutout) showing up in other stuff. One bit was about how often we see kids in movies drawing disturbing pictures. Another discussed adults dubbing kids' lines, which worked in The Exorcist, but usually sounds really weird. And sometimes it's only very specific lines. The song "Pretty Fly" in Night of the Hunter, which I originally heard on a Mono Puff album, was dubbed. There were questions about whether people who became vampires while still young should be allowed to date humans of that age, since they're adults in terms of how long they've actually lived. The conclusion was that most of these vampires are stuck in permanent arrested development. Jon Schnitzer told some spooky stories, one of which was enhanced by his hiding a talking doll under one of the seats in the audience. The Kindest Cut was of Mikey, a movie starring Brian Bonsall from Family Ties as a kid who not only murdered several adopted families, but made it even worse by creeping on the teenage girl next door.

We went to the Creamy Acres Night of Terror on Saturday. We've done this several years in a row, and a lot of it is always pretty similar, but they do switch it up a bit.




It's a hayride and three walkthroughs, all of which are fairly long. I found the one house rather frustrating in terms of figuring out which way to go, as we kept hitting dead ends.

Thursday the 22nd was Nightfall at Green-Wood Cemetery. In previous years, this event included circus performers and presentations. This time, it was scaled back somewhat, which did make it easier to navigate the whole thing, but I missed seeing some of that stuff. It still had musicians, light displays, and films.





When we passed a gravestone with a bear on top, some people there said they thought it looked like a pig. I probably only knew otherwise because I remembered it from an earlier tour.

And Rye Playland had Scared by the Sound, which we visited that Friday.

There was a long wait for it, which I guess was foreseen as they offered express tickets, but we didn't get those. It's a pretty elaborate haunted house, with actors who do a fair amount of talking and interaction.
Jon Schnitzer had announced he was doing a show at Soho Playhouse on Saturday, and we ended up attending. It was pretty fun, a combination of spooky stories and comedy bits, often at the same time. He did the bit with the talking doll again, and also showed off a talking Pee-wee Herman doll that had Freddy Krueger's voice box. He said he actually talked to Paul Reubens about this, and he explained there were about 200 of these mix-ups at the factory.

A lot of Jon's stories were about his family, several relating to an invisible friend his grandmother claimed to have. He talked about how, after she had died, the family had a seance and ended up seeing and hearing the invisible friend. Another involved multiple members of his family sharing the same dream. I don't know how much embellishment or straight-up fabrication there was to these, but I'm not sure it really matters. After the show, we tried to find a place to eat in the area. There were quite a few places open, but they were mostly crowded and noisy bars. We ended up just getting pizza.
We went to see the original Halloween at the theater on Friday the 30th, then on Halloween itself, we visited Dorney Park.

We've been there for their Halloween Haunt for the past few years, but never on the day itself. I was afraid it would be really crowded, but it actually wasn't at all.

Hey, it's a cephalophore!
We got to ride pretty much everything we wanted to, and see a few shows besides.





The Spectral Sisters did the same performance as before, and another one had a violinist and several people who did percussion with stuff like shovels and oil drums.


I had taken pictures of Beth with a puking pumpkin several years in a row, but this time we couldn't find it, or indeed any of the jack o'lanterns that were along the path from the entrance towards the area with Iron Menace and Steel Force.

What is this popcorn so angry about?
And the next day, we did something that wasn't Halloween-related, seeing Kevin McDonald at Union Hall. He did a show about his career, mostly with stories I hadn't heard him tell when we'd seen him previously.


There was an opener who did a short set, and coincidentally, Beth had once sat next to him at a Sparks show.

That's all for now. Remember to vote if you're American and haven't done so yet!

There were presentations discussing several topics involved with this, including the different types of children. And one presenter made a case for wanting to hang out with the Shining twins (forever and ever and ever, I suppose). Another made a montage of the supposed ghost from Three Men and a Baby (actually a cardboard cutout) showing up in other stuff. One bit was about how often we see kids in movies drawing disturbing pictures. Another discussed adults dubbing kids' lines, which worked in The Exorcist, but usually sounds really weird. And sometimes it's only very specific lines. The song "Pretty Fly" in Night of the Hunter, which I originally heard on a Mono Puff album, was dubbed. There were questions about whether people who became vampires while still young should be allowed to date humans of that age, since they're adults in terms of how long they've actually lived. The conclusion was that most of these vampires are stuck in permanent arrested development. Jon Schnitzer told some spooky stories, one of which was enhanced by his hiding a talking doll under one of the seats in the audience. The Kindest Cut was of Mikey, a movie starring Brian Bonsall from Family Ties as a kid who not only murdered several adopted families, but made it even worse by creeping on the teenage girl next door.

We went to the Creamy Acres Night of Terror on Saturday. We've done this several years in a row, and a lot of it is always pretty similar, but they do switch it up a bit.




It's a hayride and three walkthroughs, all of which are fairly long. I found the one house rather frustrating in terms of figuring out which way to go, as we kept hitting dead ends.

Thursday the 22nd was Nightfall at Green-Wood Cemetery. In previous years, this event included circus performers and presentations. This time, it was scaled back somewhat, which did make it easier to navigate the whole thing, but I missed seeing some of that stuff. It still had musicians, light displays, and films.





When we passed a gravestone with a bear on top, some people there said they thought it looked like a pig. I probably only knew otherwise because I remembered it from an earlier tour.

And Rye Playland had Scared by the Sound, which we visited that Friday.

There was a long wait for it, which I guess was foreseen as they offered express tickets, but we didn't get those. It's a pretty elaborate haunted house, with actors who do a fair amount of talking and interaction.
Jon Schnitzer had announced he was doing a show at Soho Playhouse on Saturday, and we ended up attending. It was pretty fun, a combination of spooky stories and comedy bits, often at the same time. He did the bit with the talking doll again, and also showed off a talking Pee-wee Herman doll that had Freddy Krueger's voice box. He said he actually talked to Paul Reubens about this, and he explained there were about 200 of these mix-ups at the factory.
A lot of Jon's stories were about his family, several relating to an invisible friend his grandmother claimed to have. He talked about how, after she had died, the family had a seance and ended up seeing and hearing the invisible friend. Another involved multiple members of his family sharing the same dream. I don't know how much embellishment or straight-up fabrication there was to these, but I'm not sure it really matters. After the show, we tried to find a place to eat in the area. There were quite a few places open, but they were mostly crowded and noisy bars. We ended up just getting pizza.
We went to see the original Halloween at the theater on Friday the 30th, then on Halloween itself, we visited Dorney Park.

We've been there for their Halloween Haunt for the past few years, but never on the day itself. I was afraid it would be really crowded, but it actually wasn't at all.

Hey, it's a cephalophore!
We got to ride pretty much everything we wanted to, and see a few shows besides.





The Spectral Sisters did the same performance as before, and another one had a violinist and several people who did percussion with stuff like shovels and oil drums.


I had taken pictures of Beth with a puking pumpkin several years in a row, but this time we couldn't find it, or indeed any of the jack o'lanterns that were along the path from the entrance towards the area with Iron Menace and Steel Force.

What is this popcorn so angry about?
And the next day, we did something that wasn't Halloween-related, seeing Kevin McDonald at Union Hall. He did a show about his career, mostly with stories I hadn't heard him tell when we'd seen him previously.


There was an opener who did a short set, and coincidentally, Beth had once sat next to him at a Sparks show.

That's all for now. Remember to vote if you're American and haven't done so yet!





































It's Labor Day, and Beth and I attended a funeral service for Tavie's dad. We'd met him a few times, and he was always quite friendly and enthusiastic. For the past two days, we had been in South Jersey, and we brought the cats with us.































This past Friday, we went after work to see Tori Amos at the Beacon Theater in Manhattan. We ate at a place called Gray's Papaya, which is different from the Papaya King franchise, but also has hot dogs and fruit drinks.





















































































































































































































































They had creepy Winged Monkeys and some factory-themed stuff, as well as a Wicked Witch on stilts.









































That allowed them to include songs in the set that weren't normally played live, including the They Might Be Giants style parody "Everything You Know Is Wrong" and the Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young take-off "Mission Statement."

