The Queens We Use Would Not Excite You
Apr. 12th, 2026 06:44 pm

On Saturday, 28 March, we went to Haunted House of Hamburgers on Long Island, a themed restaurant where Beth had been wanting to eat. It has a lot of horror-themed decorations both inside and out.


This is some fine Art.






Are these the hungry ghosts I've heard so much about?
I got a picture with the Bride of Frankenstein sitting on a bench out front.

The menu items also all have spooky names, which is always fun. We both got mocktails, which came with gummy eyeballs on toothpicks.

Neither of us ended up getting hamburgers, haunted or otherwise. I got a Flatbread Fright, and Beth the Terror Tenders, with a Jack O' Lantern Jumbo Pretzel as an appetizer. It was all good, not the best we've had and more expensive than many other places, but certainly tasty.
We went to Beth's mom's house for Easter, but it was pretty uneventful overall. We brought the cats down for the first time in a while, and I think they enjoyed having more room to run around and places to lie down.


Beth's mom hadn't gone out to eat in a long time, but she went with us to the Olive Garden on Saturday. She cooked some ham and turkey on Sunday, and then we went back home. And while I'm on the subject, here are some Easter decorations I saw at various places, even though they're out of season now.




Yesterday, we went with Tavie to see Chess at the Imperial Theatre, specifically having chosen to go on a day Lea Michele wasn't performing. Beth had been interested in the show for a while, having discovered the music video of Murray Head singing "One Night in Bangkok" years ago. We listened to the original 1984 album recording in the car a few times. The music is by Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Anderson of ABBA, with lyrics by Tim Rice. It's about two chess tournaments between grandmasters, focusing mainly on the behind-the-scenes scheming and politics, and the connection to Cold War politics. There isn't really one official version of the show, with the basic structure remaining the same but the plot, order, and which songs are used changing constantly. This is the first time I'd seen any version, but one thing that was particularly noticeable about it was that a narrator, played by the same guy as the Arbiter, kept making modern topical references and comparing everything to stuff that's happening today. I'm not even sure having a narrator at all was necessary, as most of what goes on is explained. You probably wouldn't be able to figure out the plot just from the songs, but it's not difficult with the dialogue included. And while some of the topical bits were funny, they were a bit overdone. It's like they didn't have enough confidence in the show working without constantly telling the audience how it's still relevant. They could save that for the reviewers. Apparently that's become more common with media these days. The narrator pointed out how the American player is named Freddie Trumper, but the show was written in 1984. It's not like Donald Trump wasn't known then, and his father's name was Fred, but there's no specific connection that I know of. The character is inspired by Bobby Fischer, who like Trump was a bigot, but unlike him was actually good at the game he played all the time. (Speaking of probably unintentional connections, was Murray the Skull from the Monkey Island games named after Murray Head?) Despite my complaints, it was a quite entertaining performance, both visually and auditorily.

Afterwards, we ate at Junior's, which was quite crowded. Beth and I had eaten at the one in Brooklyn before, and I thought I remembered getting pancakes and eggs when it wasn't morning, but I didn't notice anything like that on the menu this time. I got a big hot dog, always a fairly safe bet, and I still have some apple crumb cheesecake.




















































































































Our last two cats never wanted to sit in this pumpkin.


















































































































