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[vovat]

• 00:19 @d_whiteplume Why five-inch heels? Because SLUTS wear six-inch heels! #
• 00:20 Obnoxious But Distressingly Catchy Holiday Song of the Day: "It's the Holiday Season." Don't forget to hang up your sock! #
• 00:30 Clancy growled at the Singing Dogs' "Jingle Bells." #
• 13:43 @miscellaneaarts I think you need a few more syllables for a proper haiku. {g} #
• 13:44 "#1 Rule for a Flat Stomach: Obey." But what if I'm obeying the McDonald's commercials? #
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  em>14:26 "Is she the one farting?" -@NowIsStrange's mom (I'd rather not know what she's talking about.) #
• 14:28 I don't WANT a font based on my handwriting! I don't LIKE my handwriting! #
• 14:29 @Clamanity If their personality is anything like Bill O'Reilly's, that's quite possible. #
• 15:54 Link: Trekkie Religion and Secular Judaism - What if religion WERE just a metaphor? I’ve always sort of... tumblr.com/xpy4i0ndd #
• 15:55 Is Sarah Palin afraid of Asians? www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/
  12/06/palins-father-she-left-ha_n_381724.html #
• 17:11 @twobitme Maybe they'd be interested in my idea for "Lolita Wears Dr. Strangelove's Full Metal Jacket in 2001 with Her Eyes Wide Shut." #
• 17:29 @KimBoekbinder What about "Shine On Harvest Moon"? #
• 17:33 As a general rule, hot sandwiches are better than cold sandwiches. #
• 17:36 Until yesterday, I didn't know there was a song about Santa Claus to the tune of "Charlie Brown." #
• 17:40 Everybody's waiting for the man with the ba
  g. #
• 17:59 Is "Baby It's Cold Outside" the only holiday standard about date rape, or are there others I'm not aware of? #
• 20:27 @NowIsStrange Rainbow Brite. She seems more fun. Strawberry comes across as rather puritanical. #
• 20:28 @NowIsStrange She lost a lot of money when Rainbow Records folded. #
• 21:16 @gick7 Because we don't have Caribbean accents, probably. #
• 21:19 In the car, @NowIsStrange and I discussed how neither of us like "oh, the crazy answe
  rs those kids will give" sorts of things. #
• 21:19 Kids often haven't learned to laugh at themselves, so is it really reasonable for adults to laugh at them? #
• 21:38 Wikipedia's list of lesbian musicians lists Abby DeWald, but not Amanda Barrett. Doesn't seem fair to me. #
• 21:38 I think today was my first time this year hearing the god-awful Christmas Shoes song. The holiday season has now truly started! #
• 21:40 @bclevinger Mine is Señor Ding-Dong. #

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[rockinlibrarian.livejournal.com]

# 00:20 Obnoxious But Distressingly Catchy Holiday Song of the Day: "It's the Holiday Season." Don't forget to hang up your sock! #

Thought that was just plain called "Happy Holidays." But you're right, definitely high on the obnoxious scale. Seriously, you've mentioned several of my least favorite holiday radio songs here, such as "Baby it's cold outside" and "Christmas Shoes," the latter of which, at this typing, I have thankfully NOT HEARD YET, even though I've been listening to the 24 hour Christmas Music station quite a lot... and am right now. At the moment it's "Do They Know It's Christmas?" which isn't that bad from a musical standpoint but is up there in the stupid lyrics category. Now Elvis is singing "Here Comes Santa Claus." If "Christmas Shoes" comes on next, I'll let you know.

[vovat.livejournal.com]

Thought that was just plain called "Happy Holidays."

Yeah, I didn't actually know the official title, but I figured people would know what I was talking about.