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• 00:19 @d_whiteplume Why five-inch heels? Because SLUTS wear six-inch heels! #
• 00:20 Obnoxious But Distressingly Catchy Holiday Song of the Day: "It's the Holiday Season." Don't forget to hang up your sock! #
• 00:30 Clancy growled at the Singing Dogs' "Jingle Bells." #
• 13:43 @miscellaneaarts I think you need a few more syllables for a proper haiku. {g} #
• 13:44 "#1 Rule for a Flat Stomach: Obey." But what if I'm obeying the McDonald's commercials? #
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  em>14:26 "Is she the one farting?" -@NowIsStrange's mom (I'd rather not know what she's talking about.) #
• 14:28 I don't WANT a font based on my handwriting! I don't LIKE my handwriting! #
• 14:29 @Clamanity If their personality is anything like Bill O'Reilly's, that's quite possible. #
• 15:54 Link: Trekkie Religion and Secular Judaism - What if religion WERE just a metaphor? I’ve always sort of... tumblr.com/xpy4i0ndd #
• 15:55 Is Sarah Palin afraid of Asians? www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/
  12/06/palins-father-she-left-ha_n_381724.html #
• 17:11 @twobitme Maybe they'd be interested in my idea for "Lolita Wears Dr. Strangelove's Full Metal Jacket in 2001 with Her Eyes Wide Shut." #
• 17:29 @KimBoekbinder What about "Shine On Harvest Moon"? #
• 17:33 As a general rule, hot sandwiches are better than cold sandwiches. #
• 17:36 Until yesterday, I didn't know there was a song about Santa Claus to the tune of "Charlie Brown." #
• 17:40 Everybody's waiting for the man with the ba
  g. #
• 17:59 Is "Baby It's Cold Outside" the only holiday standard about date rape, or are there others I'm not aware of? #
• 20:27 @NowIsStrange Rainbow Brite. She seems more fun. Strawberry comes across as rather puritanical. #
• 20:28 @NowIsStrange She lost a lot of money when Rainbow Records folded. #
• 21:16 @gick7 Because we don't have Caribbean accents, probably. #
• 21:19 In the car, @NowIsStrange and I discussed how neither of us like "oh, the crazy answe
  rs those kids will give" sorts of things. #
• 21:19 Kids often haven't learned to laugh at themselves, so is it really reasonable for adults to laugh at them? #
• 21:38 Wikipedia's list of lesbian musicians lists Abby DeWald, but not Amanda Barrett. Doesn't seem fair to me. #
• 21:38 I think today was my first time this year hearing the god-awful Christmas Shoes song. The holiday season has now truly started! #
• 21:40 @bclevinger Mine is Señor Ding-Dong. #

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