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[vovat]

• 06:32 I have to get blood drawn this morning. #
• 06:37 @kidicarus222 Mexican Train sounds more like a kind of alcohol than a board game. #
• 06:37 @kidicarus222 Was one of them at the end of the Simpsons episode "Lisa's Sax"? #
• 19:27 I had a dream about a porno store that had a children's play area. I wonder if that would work in real life. #
• 19:56 @twobitme As dumb as smoking Q-Tips? I remember kids in elementary school doing that. #
• 20:01 Hey, @eehouls! Get a copy of "Mike Milligan and His Steam Shovel"! #
• 20:01 I remember liking that book as a kid. I had a thing for construction equipment. Maybe a lot of kids do. #
• 20:02 I heard someone at work say that Papa John's was the only fast food pizza they liked. Since when is takeout pizza fast food? #
• 20:03 I guess you could consider the places that sell preheated pizza slices as fast food joints, though. #
• 20:03 I like Pizza Hut a lot, but I can see how other people don't. Their cheese has kind of an unusual flavor. #
• 20:05 So we're back to car windows being frosted in the mornings, and sunniness in the afternoons? Make up your mind, Mother Nature! #
• 20:09 The first King of Poland was named "Boleslaw"? #
• 20:26 Was there ever a time when Greta Van Susteren was capable of opening her mouth all the way? #
• 21:23 If Bill Maher really wanted to do talk-show-style interviews, why did he pretend he was making a Real Time episode at all? #
• 21:25 I find it kind of hard to believe that Maher thought "The Passion of the Christ" was a good film. #
• 21:26 @JaredofMo No, I've never heard of Papa Murphy's, although I've had bake-at-home pizza from other places. #
• 21:27 @JaredofMo My point was that this guy tried to say Papa John's was fast food, when it isn't. It's cooked in an actual oven. #
• 00:01 Is it possible to track referrals to LiveJournals? #

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[vilajunkie.livejournal.com]

I have a book by Bill Maher that I got for Christmas one year but never read. Let me know if you'd rather have it instead. It's one that came out a couple years ago, a dictionary on political terms that are based on his style of humor.

[vovat.livejournal.com]

I might like it. What's the title?