You're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear

[vovat]

1. I'm not sure I turned off the computer at home before going to work. If I try to sign on to Instant Messenger using a name that's already signed on at another location, will it tell me that?
2. There seems to be a hole developing in one of the pockets in my pants.
3. I found a note on one of the bookshelves here at the library that read, "You are looking so sexy, is there any more room for me in those jeans?" Were they hoping someone would pick it up and get turned on, or what? {g}

Comments

[zaph.livejournal.com]

1. I'm not sure I turned off the computer at home before going to work. If I try to sign on to Instant Messenger using a name that's already signed on at another location, will it tell me that?

it's weird about that and does kind of the opposite of what it should. if you have no away message up, you will get no notification. if you have an away message up, it'll send a message to BOTH places reminding you that you're logged in twice. there is no way to turn this feature off or change its settings in any way.

[bethje.livejournal.com]

3. I found a note on one of the bookshelves here at the library that read, "You are looking so sexy, is there any more room for me in those jeans?" Were they hoping someone would pick it up and get turned on, or what? {g}

SOMEONE LOVES YOU! IT WAS LEFT THERE FOR YOU!

[vovat.livejournal.com]

But I'm not wearing jeans! I'm wearing corduroys! With a small hole in the left front pocket, no less.

[bethje.livejournal.com]

They'll sneak in through the hole and mate with you.

[vovat.livejournal.com]

Just what size IS this person?

[bethje.livejournal.com]

I am corect, and you know it.