You're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear

[vovat]

1. I'm not sure I turned off the computer at home before going to work. If I try to sign on to Instant Messenger using a name that's already signed on at another location, will it tell me that?
2. There seems to be a hole developing in one of the pockets in my pants.
3. I found a note on one of the bookshelves here at the library that read, "You are looking so sexy, is there any more room for me in those jeans?" Were they hoping someone would pick it up and get turned on, or what? {g}