My tweets

• Wed, 21:02: Aww, the Fox News Chris Wallace? I was hoping for a hologram of Biggie Smalls. #debatenight
• Wed, 21:09: The Supreme Court is what it's all about? I thought that was the Hokey Pokey. #debatenight
• Wed, 21:10: RT @NoThoughtsHere: What is the role of the Supreme Court? Trump: "Justice Ginsburg hates me and I want justices that say nice things abou…
• Wed, 21:15: So under Hillary, we'll only be allowed to have small replicas of guns? #debatenight https://t.co/TbMYqd8tuc
• Wed, 21:19: "Rip the Baby" sounds like a good name for a punk rock song. #debatenight
• Wed, 21:23: Why would ice endorse a candidate who doesn't believe in global warming? #debatenight #PoliticalPun-ditry
• Wed, 21:24: RT @DALLASNITES: "We have some bad, bad hombres here in this country" -Donny writing a country song #Debate
• Wed, 21:25: Trump only wants to get rid of the BAD drug lords. #debatenight
• Wed, 21:26: Did Trump just learn the word "hombre"? #debatenight
• Wed, 21:28: Oh, Trump also thinks Biggie is moderating. He keeps mispronouncing it as "Bigly," though. #debatenight

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