My tweets

• Tue, 19:28: I Will Survive https://t.co/JS4GtQMqqT https://t.co/z2p29qkRXx
• Tue, 19:37: RT @ronnypascale: Mitt Romney Ate My Neighbors! #VideoGameCelebs @midnight
• Tue, 19:46: Final Fantasia Barrino #VideoGameCelebs @midnight
• Tue, 19:59: Wario's James Woods #VideoGameCelebs @midnight
• Wed, 09:02: I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy. I stabbed him instead.
• Wed, 12:16: RT @tragicgay: Whenever I see news about how SNL or John Oliver or John Stewart "destroyed" Donald Trump my mind instinctively goes to this…
• Wed, 12:20: The chosen beverage of Japanese legislators is Diet Coke.
• Wed, 12:29: RT @abattoiring: I'll just really miss the memes from this election and that's it