- Wed, 21:02: Aww, the Fox News Chris Wallace? I was hoping for a hologram of Biggie Smalls. #debatenight
- Wed, 21:09: The Supreme Court is what it's all about? I thought that was the Hokey Pokey. #debatenight
- Wed, 21:10: RT @NoThoughtsHere: What is the role of the Supreme Court? Trump: "Justice Ginsburg hates me and I want justices that say nice things abou…
- Wed, 21:15: So under Hillary, we'll only be allowed to have small replicas of guns? #debatenight https://t.co/TbMYqd8tuc
- Wed, 21:19: "Rip the Baby" sounds like a good name for a punk rock song. #debatenight
- Wed, 21:23: Why would ice endorse a candidate who doesn't believe in global warming? #debatenight #PoliticalPun-ditry
- Wed, 21:24: RT @DALLASNITES: "We have some bad, bad hombres here in this country" -Donny writing a country song #Debate
- Wed, 21:25: Trump only wants to get rid of the BAD drug lords. #debatenight
- Wed, 21:26: Did Trump just learn the word "hombre"? #debatenight
- Wed, 21:28: Oh, Trump also thinks Biggie is moderating. He keeps mispronouncing it as "Bigly," though. #debatenight
- Wed, 21:30: Trump's favorite gum is Bigly Chew. #debatenight
- Wed, 21:32: "If we got together with Putin to fight ISIS, that would be cool. But not as great as if we got together with Batman." #debatenight
- Wed, 21:35: RT @PhillyD: "I Don't Know Putin" sounds like a new fantastic CBS comedy starring Kevin James. #debatenight
- Wed, 21:43: We're going to have more free trade! So much free trade, you'll be puking up free trade! #debatenight
- Wed, 21:44: RT @thenoahkinsey: "You get free trade! And YOU get free trade! AND YOU get free trade! Look under your seat - You ALL get free trade!" -Do…
- Wed, 22:03: RT @ColleenSmi: The positive attention from false sexual assault charges is really great and profitable. #sniff #rapemoney #sweetvictimcash…
- Wed, 22:09: RT @ziggafoss: "These women are lying to get fame." Yes, there's no more fun or quicker way to become famous than to come forward about sex…
- Wed, 22:33: Hillary doesn't want to cut benefits for poor people. What a nasty woman! #debatenight
- Wed, 22:39: RT @MoRocca: It's Hillary. Miss Rodham if you're nasty.
- Wed, 22:49: Nobody respects nasty women more than bad hombres. #debatenight
- Thu, 11:41: I agree that the military has been de-pleated. From now on, pleated pants should be part of the uniform.