My tweets

• Thu, 12:56: I assume "Hunter Pence" is the nickname Mike Pence uses when he chases the most dangerous game.
• Thu, 13:18: They played "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows" at the grocery store. Guess there must have been a car chase in progress.
• Thu, 14:26: "Stay-cation" sounds like a term Ruth Plumly Thompson would have invented.
• Thu, 16:42: Comic Confusion https://t.co/XZW4gMa13B https://t.co/3fQwSMvOn9
• Thu, 16:50: At the next debate, can someone restrain Trump's hands so we don't have to see his distracting jerk-off motions?
• Thu, 16:51: They misspelled "piecemaker." I wondered why the Manhattan Bridge was trending; I haven't left Brooklyn today. https://t.co/MYBa1hY60S
• Thu, 17:35: RT @TeaPartyCat: Here is Trump's contribution to #NationalPoetryDay: No old broad, No fat chick. The only way to make America great again I…
• Thu, 17:37: When I hear about pickpockets, I'm always alert for boys with cockney accents.
• Thu, 17:45: RT @omically: . help clock I'm Dali tied dor 🕛 to Salva the e ha th of…
• Thu, 17:50: RT @bennydiego: Republican logic... https://t.co/5IqNT01U2K

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