My tweets

• Fri, 12:09: RT @dorrismccomics: trying to join a twitter conversation between people you admire https://t.co/gqzvuseBhJ
• Fri, 12:19: RT @Gooooats: Stop lying, we all know it isn't even possible to do a pull up.
• Fri, 12:21: RT @PaperWash: for someone who didn't start a fire, Billy Joel sure is defensive about it
• Fri, 12:37: RT @LeahKnauer: I feel like the female body is a Facebook status that everyone thinks they're allowed to comment on.
• Fri, 16:13: Hate to break it to charter school supporters, but a lottery doesn't really count as choice.
• Fri, 17:32: Can't modern conspiracy theories at least be fun? There's nothing entertaining about a person being born in Kenya.
• Fri, 20:06: Let There Be�Jobs https://t.co/I1a6haoYz1 https://t.co/5Q3cs5Fomr
• Fri, 20:13: So I take it the Clown Catchers are out of business?
• Sat, 00:12: Trump: "I spent time with mothers who'd lost their children...and I awkwardly hit on them, too."
• Sat, 00:13: RT @alivingiano: how do i nominate this headline for the mark twain humor award https://t.co/2hnTr47ZDv

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