My tweets

[vovat]

• Thu, 12:56: I assume "Hunter Pence" is the nickname Mike Pence uses when he chases the most dangerous game.
• Thu, 13:18: They played "Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows" at the grocery store. Guess there must have been a car chase in progress.
• Thu, 14:26: "Stay-cation" sounds like a term Ruth Plumly Thompson would have invented.
• Thu, 16:42: Comic Confusion https://t.co/XZW4gMa13B https://t.co/3fQwSMvOn9
• Thu, 16:50: At the next debate, can someone restrain Trump's hands so we don't have to see his distracting jerk-off motions?
• Thu, 16:51: They misspelled "piecemaker." I wondered why the Manhattan Bridge was trending; I haven't left Brooklyn today. https://t.co/MYBa1hY60S
• Thu, 17:35: RT @TeaPartyCat: Here is Trump's contribution to #NationalPoetryDay: No old broad, No fat chick. The only way to make America great again I…
• Thu, 17:37: When I hear about pickpockets, I'm always alert for boys with cockney accents.
• Thu, 17:45: RT @omically: . help clock I'm Dali tied dor 🕛 to Salva the e ha th of…
• Thu, 17:50: RT @bennydiego: Republican logic... https://t.co/5IqNT01U2K

• Thu, 17:52: The Clinton e-mail scandal: old people getting shocked about another old person knowing slightly less about the Internet than they do.
• Thu, 19:02: Why does The Vote keep hanging around my apartment? Get out, The Vote!
• Thu, 19:11: But does the female have one fewer rib? Apparently Aristotle thought so. https://t.co/CC685cCcb0
• Thu, 19:13: RT @UrbanAchievr: *record scratch, freeze frame* Yup. That's me. You might be wondering how I ended up here. https://t.co/LTkx4dG6tS
• Thu, 19:13: RT @gravitypriest: rt if you agree https://t.co/8d3iGW38TT
• Thu, 19:15: They need this guy. https://t.co/7M2yo2ZmYr https://t.co/9wxElKHBX5
• Thu, 19:17: RT @jrhennessy: wow political correctness has gone too far https://t.co/JPVSpyTkmQ
• Thu, 19:23: I have to suspect I'd be one of the people who stayed home during a natural disaster unless I was forced to leave.
• Thu, 19:29: #IfIHadAPetDragon I'd be frustrated at having to clean up all the scales.
• Thu, 21:44: The term "pundit" sounds wrong. I keep thinking it should be "pundant," but I know it isn't.

• Fri, 07:52: Make the Pumpkin Great Again, Charlie Brown
• Fri, 09:15: I'm surprised Trump didn't blame that lost billion dollars on a Mexican cleaning lady.