My tweets

• Tue, 12:05: Trump has some bizarre ideas of beauty, and I'm not talking about Melania.
• Tue, 12:20: RT @hodgman: I think I might vote for Trump now because he stopped himself that one time from saying the first most awful thing that crosse…
• Tue, 12:22: RT @JesseThorn: Why is Hillary Clinton afraid to confront the important threats our nation faces, such as Rosie O'Donnell?
• Tue, 12:24: Just realized how appropriate it is that Trump's campaign manager is named CON-way.
• Tue, 12:25: RT @TheHyyyype: TRUMP: we should have taken the oil. now isis has the oil. they have all the oil. they're oiling themselves up and wrestlin…
• Tue, 12:33: RT @Mr_Kapowski: Hispanic magician: "I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos" *poof* And just like that he vanished withou…
• Tue, 12:35: Which is a bigger concern: The Oil, The Cyber, or The Nuclear?
• Tue, 12:39: RT @SnoozeInBrief: Trump was badly let down by his microphone, which kept picking up the actual things he actually said and transmitting th…
• Tue, 12:44: RT @Playing_Dad: Hillary: I will defeat ISIS. Trump: I will pretend to be a moose. The best moose. The greatest moose ever. https://t.co/…
• Tue, 12:45: RT @jamesdoleman: Still my favourite journalistic line ever. https://t.co/fwWxj7SXrt

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