- Tue, 12:05: Trump has some bizarre ideas of beauty, and I'm not talking about Melania.
- Tue, 12:20: RT @hodgman: I think I might vote for Trump now because he stopped himself that one time from saying the first most awful thing that crosse…
- Tue, 12:22: RT @JesseThorn: Why is Hillary Clinton afraid to confront the important threats our nation faces, such as Rosie O'Donnell?
- Tue, 12:24: Just realized how appropriate it is that Trump's campaign manager is named CON-way.
- Tue, 12:25: RT @TheHyyyype: TRUMP: we should have taken the oil. now isis has the oil. they have all the oil. they're oiling themselves up and wrestlin…
- Tue, 12:33: RT @Mr_Kapowski: Hispanic magician: "I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos" *poof* And just like that he vanished withou…
- Tue, 12:35: Which is a bigger concern: The Oil, The Cyber, or The Nuclear?
- Tue, 12:39: RT @SnoozeInBrief: Trump was badly let down by his microphone, which kept picking up the actual things he actually said and transmitting th…
- Tue, 12:44: RT @Playing_Dad: Hillary: I will defeat ISIS. Trump: I will pretend to be a moose. The best moose. The greatest moose ever. https://t.co/…
- Tue, 12:45: RT @jamesdoleman: Still my favourite journalistic line ever. https://t.co/fwWxj7SXrt
- Tue, 12:50: Nothing worse than a president who's TOO prepared! Wait, what? https://t.co/Uy8uVNKJIT
- Tue, 22:42: Trumped-Up Trickle-Down https://t.co/dBOpw85Y38 https://t.co/3bfSUvyGEi
- Wed, 06:36: For a good time, call Sean Hannity.
- Wed, 07:03: Does Melania ever go by Mel T? And does that sound more like a Spice Girl or a Paper Mario character?
- Wed, 07:43: I'm calling for a total ban on models entering the country until we find out what's going on.
- Wed, 07:53: RT @ericsshadow: MODERATOR: how would you combat world hunger? TRUMP: blow up the moon, let the cheese fall to earth MODERATOR: hillary,…
- Wed, 07:53: RT @HenryBarajas: #LatinosForTrump is the equivalent to flies for Venus flytrap.
- Wed, 07:55: RT @SomaQz: If you like #DragonQuest and you want Dragon Quest X in the west. @SquareEnix said they need more fan requests! Retweet to spre…