My tweets

• Tue, 14:08: I wish I could shut down when I didn't agree with myself.
• Tue, 19:10: Lady at the store with her son: "He's a treasure. I just need a shovel and a map."
• Tue, 19:28: Bill O'Reilly's "Killing Jesus" is the follow-up to "Calling Jesus a Pinhead" and "Cutting Jesus' Mic."
• Tue, 22:14: Better a hot mess than an unattractive organization, I should think.
• Tue, 22:17: RT @markchildress: Why can't we just shut down the part of the government that voted to shut down the government? The rest of us could get…
• Wed, 02:38: Miley Cyrus: "I came in like a wrecking ball.' Colin Moulding: "Save us from the ball and chain."