My tweets

• Mon, 17:07: Isn't it a great idea to shut down the government, thereby resulting in furloughs and layoffs? The perfect thing to do in a bad economy!
• Mon, 17:07: RT @TheDweck: Really excited for the season finale of the government tonight.
• Mon, 23:33: Video game commercials these days look a lot like Army commercials, only with better graphics.
• Mon, 23:49: I'd probably be embarrassed using the easy mode on a cell phone.
• Tue, 00:07: RT @Disalmanac: If the government shuts down, nobody will be able to stop Yogi Bear from amassing billions of pic-a-nic baskets. #shutdownf…
• Tue, 01:53: This Halloween, I'm mixing the modern and the historical and going as Sexy Alexander the Great.
• Tue, 02:39: References Over the Rainbow http://t.co/rruL1NeWeR