My tweets

• Sun, 20:26: RT @GuyEndoreKaiser: Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How shitty was that family that no one would pick him up from th…
• Sun, 20:26: RT @bclevinger: If they renamed the Sci-Fi Channel, can they rename History Channel? Maybe to something like Complete Ridiculous Horseshit …
• Sun, 20:28: RT @janiehaddad: How are the Charmin Bears not serial killers?! They are SO unhealthily fixated on one another's BMs. Someone confiscate th…
• Sun, 20:38: How does Dodongo feel about electronic cigarettes?
• Sun, 20:45: Enough about the ancient aliens already! When do we hear about the YOUNG aliens?
• Sun, 22:53: I'd ask why the finale of Breaking Bad is a bigger deal than that of Futurama, but the latter DID have, like, 3 series finales already.
• Mon, 00:36: "Be yourself" is meaningless advice at its best.