My tweets

• Wed, 13:19: I just found out there was an occultist named Andrew Chumbley. That is, like, one of the craziest last names.
• Wed, 15:12: Our cat Reagan gets confused and disappointed when we eat food she doesn't want.
• Wed, 18:39: There's a government shutdown, but cops can still pull people over? Isn't there ANY bright side to this?
• Wed, 18:44: RT @drewgmackie: The hidden message in Abraham Lincoln's pocket watch: http://t.co/BQvoO9rjLR
• Wed, 19:18: Remember when Mono Puff's "It's Fun to Steal" came out, and everybody made the same joke about taking the title's advice?
• Wed, 19:26: Speaking of Mono Puff, I still prefer Original Recipe over Extra Krispy. Sorry, @PurestRobin.
• Wed, 19:36: It's a hard knock life, because the doorbell is out of order.
• Wed, 19:46: RT @rickroberts: Medicare for All. Thanks. #ReplaceObamaCare
• Thu, 00:09: I'm inclined to think that Original Gangstas are actually quite derivative.
• Thu, 02:01: Conjury Through Copulation http://t.co/OiA3iQUH3s