Twitterpated

• 07:39 If Amy Winehouse were American: "They wanted me to go to rehab, I said my insurance won't cover it." #
• 13:55 Photo: My thoughts on Apple’s “freedom from porn” campaign, and on corporate PR in general tumblr.com/xpyblpgmd #
• 14:00 Audio: 30 Day Music Meme Day 09. A song that you can dance to They Might Be Giants - The Famous Polka Dude, I... tumblr.com/xpyblpq30 #
• 14:14 @ziggafoss I think we should blame Betsy Ross for EVERYTHING. #
• 14:14 Why would anyone want a former business executive i
  n government? You don't think business has enough control already? #
• 14:17 @ziggafoss I'll relay your message to Poseidon. #
• 14:19 @oliviamunn twitpic.com/1wx5pi - I thought it was because you fell into Willy Wonka's chocolate river. #
• 14:30 @myvintagevogue Bad outfit, but I DO like her hair. #
• 16:35 Why are there so many open library director positions, and so few library worker jobs? #
• 17:39 @colleenanne I can see that theoretically, but is today's business world really that efficient? #
• 17:44 It was intended as a joke, but @conanobrien brought up a good point. Why DO we need 2 TV shows about making cakes? #
• 17:45 Maybe I'm a Philistine (which wouldn't be all that bad, I suppose), but I'm not sure I really get performance art. #
• 17:47 Hey, the Philistines were skilled iron-workers. Have any outsider artists made that kind of contribution to human culture? #
• 18:58 "If the Democratic Party is not standing up for 11 workers murdered by a multinational corporation, not..." tumblr.com/xpybm780h</ a> #
• 19:28 Video: mangtonio: What disturbs me is how cheerful this guy sounds while spouting his hate speech. tumblr.com/xpybm8yuz #
• 19:30 Brandi Carlisle, why does your name have to be so close to Belinda Carlisle's, when I doubt you're as good as she is? #
• 19:32 Maybe Levi Johnston should get together with Sandra Bullock, since she had such bad luck with the last pathetic redneck. #
• 19:36 @KeithOlbermann How come Alison Stewart won't fill in for you anymore? #
• 19:52 Apparently Splice isn't just a clich
  éd sci-fi/horror film, but a clichéd sci-fi/horror film with a rape scene. Stay classy, Hollywood! #
• 20:04 Take a drink every time the President says, "Make no mistake." #
• 20:09 Video: Trailer for Kid Icarus: Uprising Hey, Medusa apparently doesn’t look like a wall with a giant eye this... tumblr.com/xpybmbbzf #
• 23:33 Alexander the Relatable, Joan of Accounting, and Regional Manager Tut #
• 23:50 I wasted @NowIsStrange's night by reading a 5 as an S. #
• 23:53 @billyhc You're supposed to like "Te
  a with Mussolini." #

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