So why do you lunge out at me?

I had a dream last night that Beth and I were watching some Simpsons episode where it was revealed that Principal Skinner had a grandchild (hey, after that ninth season business about Armin Tamzarian, that might not be as unlikely as it really should be), but something went wrong with the cable, and some other channel (one of the major networks, I think) started broadcasting on the channel that had been FOX. That's kind of a run-on sentence, isn't it?

Happy birthday to John Conant Flansburgh, the self-proclaimed lower half of They Might Be Giants. I guess he's 44 now. Isn't that a little too old to be a rock musician? {g}

You're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear

1. I'm not sure I turned off the computer at home before going to work. If I try to sign on to Instant Messenger using a name that's already signed on at another location, will it tell me that?
2. There seems to be a hole developing in one of the pockets in my pants.
3. I found a note on one of the bookshelves here at the library that read, "You are looking so sexy, is there any more room for me in those jeans?" Were they hoping someone would pick it up and get turned on, or what? {g}