vovat | My tweets

Wed, 14:04: There's a Name for My Pain, and It's Mother Brain http://t.co/py7rdZAeLP
Wed, 14:33: Do you ever get Imogene Coca mixed up with Lee Iacocca?
Wed, 15:04: Nowadays, I think it would be more likely for Pink to get Jessica Simpson's table, rather than the reverse.
Wed, 16:19: RT @jaugustine: Every time you post a fake "today is the day Marty Mcfly arrived in the future" photo, Biff kicks a puppy. It's Oct 21, 201…
Wed, 16:23: RT @AlBruno3: (Insane News) It's against the law for a man to have 300 gallons of urine stored on his… http://t.co/sjmW3yfvW6
Wed, 16:27: RT @MarioBrothBlog: Since it's so easy to get extra lives in the Mario universe, assassins are regarded as charlatans. "I killed him, I swe…
Wed, 16:32: RT @SethMacFarlane: “Wow, if only I could watch this book in 3D!” -- no readers of “The Great Gatsby,” ever
Wed, 17:00: RT @Disalmanac: In the US today is Loyalty Day, the day we celebrate freedom by requiring our citizens to be loyal.
Wed, 17:03: RT @gilibugg: See, if that 2 year old girl had had her own gun, she could have defended herself against her brother.
Wed, 17:09: How could someone named Kermit be a murderer?

Wed, 17:37: It seems like everyone I know from college has kids, but hardly anyone I know from the Internet does.
Wed, 21:26: RT @MarioBrothBlog: Imagine if the Koopalings were named after the musicians that are popular NOW. Say hello to Justin Koopa, Miley Koopa a…
Thu, 00:38: Shouldn't the sequel be called "Cloudier with an Even Greater Chance of Meatballs"?
Thu, 01:25: I hope the new Superman movie devotes attention to Clark getting his journalism degree.

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