- Sun, 16:22: Guns don't kill people; people kill people. That's why I'm in favor of a ban on people. Or at least semi-automatic people.
- Sun, 16:34: You looked at me like I was a snark while your head was extremely mentally blocked. I'm the guy from Wonderland.
- Sun, 22:48: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: #MentionSomebodyYouWantToMeet The dude who REALLY knocked up my mom.
- Sun, 22:53: RT @BoobsRadley: I think more people would name their kids "Einstein" if it wasn't so hard to compliment them without sounding sarcastic.