My tweets

[vovat]

• Thu, 17:40: If Democrats are supposed to be the party of Big Government, why were there more government jobs available under Bush?
• Thu, 17:51: RT @fmarciuliano: All I know about sports I learned from Atari 2600 games. Which is why I'm always surprised to see more than four playe ...
• Thu, 18:04: I don't have a problem with people smoking pot, but why would you want to look at pictures of it?
• Thu, 18:15: Playing as Zelda isn't a new thing! You could do that in one of those awful CD-i games, couldn't you?
• Thu, 18:15: RT @heiditron3000: "We must be our own before we can be another's. Now try to find me in this giant crowd of wacky people!" -Ralph Where ...
• Thu, 18:18: RT @ShoveTrista: Haha, my god. Ever look at your spam folder? Apparently I am emailing myself penis pill discounts.
• Fri, 00:50: What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the ape in apricot? What do they got that I ain't got?
• Fri, 01:01: I've been providing Nathan for you for years and nobody's cared.
• Fri, 01:14: RT @mattkoff: When the moon hits your eye, you probably said some shit about moons.