My tweets

[vovat]

• Mon, 15:09: Does Superman really have X-ray eyes, or is that just what people call them?
• Mon, 16:06: I've never cared for Swedish meatballs. Was it the horse's fault all along?
• Mon, 16:09: Does Manti Te'o's girlfriend know Mr. Snuffleupagus?
• Mon, 16:45: Snuffle Off to Buffalo http://t.co/LWWHTtN8Vq
• Mon, 17:43: Video: tippetarius: syllogi: Rasputina - High on Life Personalized Music Video™ #666 Motivational direction:... http://t.co/wz7A40dt5U
• Mon, 18:27: Is Lana Del Rey related to Judi-Lynn and Lester, the publishers?
• Mon, 18:29: RT @theharryshearer: In fairness, IKEA's meatball product was called "Secretariat". #tipoff
• Mon, 18:40: So do IKEA's fish balls contain sea horse meat?
• Mon, 18:43: RT @JaredofMo: Hangman is a really grisly game. "Spell it right or this guy dies!"
• Mon, 18:46: RT @FrankConniff: On the day after the Oscars it always seems like the Comedy Industry is not nearly as big as the Comedy Umbrage Industry.

• Mon, 18:47: RT @LaurelSnyder: If you aren't willing to pony up for a decent meatball...
• Mon, 18:50: RT @8BitBuster: Breaking News: IKEA swedish meatballs have been using chocobo meat for years.
• Mon, 19:17: @BowserVonKuppa No thoughts on the Oscars, even though you were in one of the nominated movies?
• Mon, 20:00: I do think Seth MacFarlane's jokes wouldn't have been so roundly criticized if he'd delivered them in character.
• Tue, 01:30: I kind of have to wonder why they have a comedian host the Oscars anyway, when it's usually a celebration of Really Serious Movies.
• Tue, 10:45: Maybe Seth MacFarlane should have just danced to "Surfin' Bird" for 4 hours. It worked on Family Guy, after all.