- Mon, 12:36: Broken Spanish in the Daytime http://t.co/RErCl0U7
- Mon, 17:08: McDonald's obviously isn't interested in my money, or they'd serve breakfast all day.
- Mon, 17:59: FLDS Fail http://t.co/Yb0pIeTK
- Tue, 06:55: Had a dream that I'd grown a beard inside my mouth.
- Tue, 08:24: A Whiz of a Wiz http://t.co/UJP0O94v </