My tweets

[vovat]

• Sun, 14:18: The Wikipedia entry on Quick Draw McGraw suggests he made a strong impact on the hip-hop world. Probably because his name is easy to rhyme.
• Sun, 14:22: There are too many police and investigation shows on TV. Bitch bitch bitch.
• Sun, 15:10: According to the commercial I just saw, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is cannibalistic. What happened to Wendel, anyway?
• Sun, 15:32: "Always follow your nose." Gandalf is channeling Toucan Sam.
• Sun, 16:31: Geico gives us a human woman wanting to have sex with a pig. Nice family-friendly advertising there.
• Sun, 16:34: RT @LOLGOP: Why's Paul Ryan wasting his time pimping charts? There's a $1 million-a-year opening at Fox News for a failed VP candidate.
• Sun, 16:36: RT @Thewickedrobot: ''I'm Hansel.'' ''I'm Gretel.'' ''We kill classic children's stories with bad writing and CGI for a living.''
• Sun, 16:36: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1888, the National Geographic Society was founded, by a group of 11-year-old boys who wanted to see photos of n ...
• Sun, 16:43: My Inner Goddess hasn't been bothering me since I got that exorcism.
• Sun, 18:28: Some gun merchant said, "Criminals, by definition, don't follow any laws." Yes, because people who shoplift are all also murderers.

• Mon, 11:07: What with all the fairy tale movies as of late, I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't done anything with Bluebeard.