My tweets

[vovat]

• Mon, 17:53: Okay, it's He-Man AND the Masters of the Universe, right? So He-Man isn't a Master of the Universe, but Man-at-Arms and Orko are?
• Mon, 17:54: I'm relieved that Gloria Steinem isn't trending because she died.
• Mon, 21:10: Romney wants to "interrupt" the terrorists. Talk about a tough foreign policy!
• Mon, 21:11: RT @BoobsRadley: It would be awesome if the text behind them was in Constitution font but was really lyrics to Sixpence None the Richer' ...
• Mon, 21:14: Romney doesn't like Putin? But Dubya said he had a good soul!
• Mon, 21:23: RT @ScrewyDecimal: Honestly, Mitt reminds me of a surly library patron arguing about a late fine. He knows he's wrong, but he's throwing ...
• Mon, 21:35: Ah, so Romney's foreign policy is to get rid of teachers' unions.
• Mon, 21:48: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Mitt Romney will give the Defense Department two trillion bucks for bayonets now.
• Mon, 21:51: If you're going to talk about Israel, you need to ask if Romney wants to cancel "Shalom Sesame."
• Mon, 21:54: Obama was going to meet with the world's worst actors? Pauly Shore must have been disappointed when that initiative was canceled.

• Mon, 22:00: That's at least the third time this debate Romney said "tumult."
• Mon, 22:03: When on an apology tour, always stop in India first, so you can buy some saris.
• Mon, 22:09: RT @guyadams: People of America. Mitt Romney just called Syria "Iran's route to the sea" Look at a map and work out if you want him as C ...
• Mon, 22:10: It would be easy enough to divorce Pakistan. Just say "I divorce you" three times.
• Mon, 22:12: RT @thelindsayellis: So basically we need to change our facebook relationship status with Pakistan to "it's complicated." #debates
• Mon, 22:13: RT @poisonyoulove: Romney doesn't believe in divorcing Pakistan. He does, however, believe in forcing it to get a trans-vaginal ultrasound.
• Mon, 22:24: I hate it when my binder full of women turns out to be a Chinese counterfeit.
• Mon, 22:29: Romney loves teachers, almost as much as he loves Big Bird.
• Mon, 22:32: RT @AngryBlackLady: I love teachers. Teachers are just the right height. #debates
• Mon, 23:09: Mitt, I don't like Tumult either. That guy killed Mercutio.

• Mon, 23:20: I think Romney only won all the coin tosses because he used devalued Chinese currency.
• Mon, 23:33: That dragon in "The Hobbit" is one Smaug bastard.
• Mon, 23:59: Just keep in mind that we #CantAfford4More #horsesandbayonets. Three will have to do.