- Sat, 13:43: The opposite of Israel is Isfaek.
- Sat, 13:58: I realize it's an unpopular opinion, but wouldn't not having kids solve a lot of economic problems?
- Sat, 14:02: I wish I had friends I could do things with, but in fairness I'm not all that friendly.
- Sat, 15:43: Does your bologna have a MIDDLE name?
- Sat, 18:22: RT @stephvelander: #ThingsIwishWereReal Teleporting