vovat | My tweets

Sat, 15:31: Happy birthday to @NekoCase and @aimeemann!
Sat, 16:11: You can tell when a mermaid is into mathematics when she wears an algae bra.
Sat, 16:11: RT @mattkoff: You know you have a great boob job when you get two weeks of boob vacation.
Sat, 16:12: @nerdgirlcomedy I believe the original source for this quote was John Waters.
Sat, 16:14: RT @davidwain: I feel like 3 years old is a little early maybe?? http://t.co/DZSZ8lYk
Sat, 16:14: @nerdgirlcomedy Okay, looks like you already knew that. Never mind.
Sat, 16:30: My list of things I want to buy continues to grow, while my available funds continue to shrink.
Sat, 16:31: I think I'll make a trip to the local Sam-I-Am's Club. I need to buy green eggs and ham in bulk.
Sat, 16:50: RT @BadJokeCat: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
Sat, 17:02: Osama bin Laden is at the bottom of the ocean. So is Cthulhu. This does not bode well.

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