- Tue, 13:16: Working Three Jobs Just to Stay in Debt http://t.co/R2d0qm7A
- Tue, 15:04: We're Spending Millions to Learn to Speak Porpoise http://t.co/ajEYGLYH
- Tue, 15:17: David Byrne and St. Vincent - Who http://t.co/xLXj6HsJ
- Tue, 16:52: I'd turn your sad rags into glad rags if I could. They'd still be rags, though. I'm not a miracle worker.
- Tue, 16:55: When is the empty chair going to reply to Clint Eastwood? Does that happen at the DNC?
- Tue, 19:08: Can Paul Ryan outrun the Flash?
- Tue, 19:13: RT @TeaPartyCat: Paul Ryan: "I'll make Medicare better by giving 80-year-olds vouchers and send them into the insurance market to figure ...
- Tue, 19:13: RT @FrankConniff: George W. Bush is looking forward to this week. He'll finally get to hear his name mentioned at a National Convention.
- Tue, 19:38: #AreYouBetterOff? No, I'm better ON, thank you.
- Tue, 19:48: How did @ConanOBrien's genes get mixed up with the Kennedys'?
- Tue, 19:51: Actually, Romney looked scarier 18 years ago than he does now. I congratulate him for aging gracefully.
- Tue, 21:17: Even Democrats are using the term "ObamaCare" now.
- Tue, 21:27: Hey, it's "Harold and Kumar Go to the Democratic Convention."
- Tue, 21:35: Everyone talks about the swing states, but what about the merry-go-round and sliding board states?
- Tue, 22:00: President Obama is moving America forward, not back. But is he also leading from behind?
- Tue, 22:11: September 11th, God, struggling grandparents...is this guy at the right convention?
- Tue, 22:19: When asked what his favorite @tmbg album is, Mitt Romney says "No!"
- Tue, 22:26: http://t.co/ERWBv7ur "I've never been to a funeral of a real dead guy." What, just of living people?
- Tue, 22:38: RT @Clamanity: You wouldn't think the DNC would allow guns inside, but there are Michelle Obama's arms anyway.
- Tue, 23:02: Hey, Michelle, don't call me Shirley.
- Tue, 23:02: RT @FrankConniff: Michelle Obama was seeming impressive to me until I remembered that she has no experience with dressage and show horses.
- Wed, 00:06: Misadventures in Mapping Mario http://t.co/dfFFOB2h
- Wed, 00:19: Sloppy attempt at a map of the Mushroom World http://t.co/Hgjkq503
- Wed, 01:30: Fan-made map of the Mushroom Kingdom, Part 1 http://t.co/Ag1xjkPf
- Wed, 01:33: Fan-made Mushroom Kingdom map, Part 2 http://t.co/XODU1yQR
- Wed, 01:37: Super Mario RPG http://t.co/VJBzYmna
- Wed, 09:07: Princess Peach Plays Politics http://t.co/c0fKEH6l
- Wed, 11:39: Ever notice how a plan is only an agenda if you don't like it?
- Wed, 11:52: RT @jlbellwriter: RT @deandad: Kermit the Frog as academic administrator (or, it's not easy being dean) http://t.co/fXvKMeZE