- Fri, 13:46: Uncle Sugar won't pay my way. I have to settle for Aunt Flour.
- Fri, 13:59: If there's one job I'm totally unqualified for, it's looking and applying for jobs.
- Fri, 13:59: RT @mattkoff: Sorry if this sounds shallow, but "2 feet 3 inches."
- Fri, 14:07: “If you vote against Obama because he can’t get stuff done, it’s kind of like saying ‘This guy can’t cure…” http://t.co/2916ulJn