- Sat, 12:08: Why does this phone not successfully tweet anything?
- Sat, 12:10: For @marissa_meyer. This was taken at a Target. http://t.co/NKIvTl3o
- Sat, 12:19: There's not much to the Forbidden Land of Eureka, is there? #finalfantasy3
- Sat, 12:23: Why do I keep having dreams about going back to college and living in a dorm?
- Sat, 12:24: Awww, they killed off King Pellinore? I liked him! #fables
- Sat, 12:33: RT @3x1minus1: How is Sarah Palin even still a thing
- Sat, 12:47: With fish like these, who needs anemones?
- Sat, 12:56: Where did Tripp Palin pick up the word "faggot" in the first place? Maybe from her homophobic family?
- Sat, 13:09: Sorry about the really old tweets. My phone refused to post them when they were actually relevant.
- Sat, 13:15: There's not much to the Forbidden Land of Eureka, is there? #finalfantasy3
- Sat, 16:58: There are two sides to every T.G. Bearwich.
- Sat, 17:07: I think I might rather vote for Mombi than Romney.
- Sat, 20:09: No, "jumbo shrimp" is not an oxymoron. Not really.