- Wed, 14:11: Fantasy Jobs http://t.co/RDFzHqBh
- Wed, 14:17: The Job System http://t.co/dKlqTMxS
- Wed, 14:18: The Job System http://t.co/YqFr8ESe
- Wed, 14:19: I'm going to see a Zelda concert with @NowIsStrange tonight. Should I write about it on my LiveJournal or WordPress?
- Wed, 14:19: How Do You Do? How Do I Do WHAT?
- Wed, 14:36: Is Mitt really a better name than Willard? Does he just want to be associated with baseball instead of rats?
- Wed, 14:42: If Romney isn't elected, he has a future in absurdist comedy. Retroactive retirement sounds like something from Monty Python.
- Wed, 15:13: RT @jdcrowley: ROMNEY/RACISM 2012
- Wed, 15:13: RT @JamesUrbaniak: We get it, you hate gay people. RT @RickSantorum With two of my boys, Enjoying chick-in-strips and an awesome peach s ...
- Wed, 15:16: RT @michaelianblack: Serious question: are Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum getting paid to support Chick-Fil-A? My guess: yes.
- Wed, 15:16: RT @TeaPartyCat: Mitt Romney: "Neither me nor my campaign are racist, but for Pete's sake, I'm trying to win an election here, and I nee ...
- Wed, 15:16: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1978, the first test tube baby was born; a recent episode of "Maury" proved that an Erlenmeyer flask was the fa ...
- Wed, 15:17: RT @FrankConniff: It's a bit odd that I'm more forthcoming about my time working at Arbys than Mitt Romney is about his time at Bain.
- Wed, 15:19: RT @ToughPigs: Frank Oz is getting a Lifetime Achievement Award tomorrow, because he's Frank Oz. Need another reason?? http://t.co/m26sedIb
- Wed, 15:20: Beliebers Are Here Forever. If by "forever," you mean "until they reach the age of 20."
- Thu, 02:07: Is it just me, or has the New Jersey Turnpike exit to Secaucus changed since Sunday?
- Thu, 02:11: Have you learned to like your Like Like?
- Thu, 07:08: I believe in the Biblical definition of marriage. That's why I have 600 wives and 400 concubines.
- Thu, 08:05: I don't want to reset my password. I just want you to tell me what it is!
- Thu, 13:15: I retroactively retired so I could focus on my opposite marriage.
- Thu, 13:20: RT @neiltyson: Just an FYI: If you removed all veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body and laid them end to end, you will die.