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Sun, 12:18: Why must I keep having dreams where I'm worried I'm not going to graduate?
Sun, 13:02: Road to Utgard http://t.co/SvGfB04w
Sun, 13:16: Stop trying to declare yourself a nice guy, weird, or someone with a good sense of humor.
Sun, 13:16: #WhatReallyTurnsMeOn My on-off switch.
Sun, 13:22: @d_whiteplume @tas33 Are you still in New York, or have you gone back south?
Sun, 13:23: Read my response to "What makes sex "great sex"?": http://t.co/RRvbAyiA
Sun, 13:24: Read my response to "Do you spend vacations seeing the sights or relaxing?": http://t.co/CXeewubU
Sun, 13:26: Is saying something is "lame" on the same level as saying it's "retarded"? I never really thought about it before.
Sun, 13:29: Tell, don't show. #BadWritingTips
Sun, 13:51: Location, location, locusts. Oops, I got the real estate rule mixed up with the plagues of Egypt.

Sun, 15:13: There's no connection between Morgan le Fay and Loki's mother Laufey, is there? What about Tina Fey?
Sun, 15:22: RT @kellyoxford: If your dog isn't frothing from the mouth and eating its own shit, I don't want to see it on The Dog Whisperer.
Sun, 15:23: RT @Disalmanac: Today is Gay Pride in many cities. In other cities, it's Gay Greed, Gay Gluttony or Gay Sloth. Check your local listings.
Sun, 15:31: RT @judesb: Pitbull Pride. http://t.co/F9lkHRa2
Sun, 16:22: RT @juliasegal: If Tropical Storm Debby hits Texas w/ rain, I hope everyone's prepared w/ at least 1 "Debby does Dallas & gets wet" ...
Sun, 16:22: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: People seem surprised. No, I'm not against Gay Marriage. You're thinking of Satan. #pride
Sun, 16:23: http://t.co/RO2AK1tw Both, probably.
Sun, 16:32: Would it be too far off the mark to say that the definition of a hipster is someone who uses the word "hipster"?
Sun, 17:25: Video: http://t.co/vkFBVRdK Rejected Mario Games
Sun, 17:33: Acoustic guitar, if you think I play hard, well, you could have belonged to Steve Earle or Charo or GWAR.

Sun, 17:35: RT @TeaPartyCat: GALLUP POLL: 11% of Americans believe Obama is a Muslim. Also 11% get their news from emails with the subject that star ...
Sun, 17:35: RT @gilibugg: #BadWritingTips Think of a beloved classic. Now imagine the exact same book with... Zombies? Vampires? Robots? It's still ...
Sun, 17:45: Crabs love French fries! mittenpaws's photo http://t.co/QehPxX2Q via @instagram
Sun, 18:01: Photo: http://t.co/yXewBMIT Twilight Princess
Sun, 19:36: Let's Play http://t.co/uZCpzT60
Sun, 19:45: RT @kidicarus222: Do you call it a prefab home because it's not fabulous yet? #dwellondesign
Sun, 23:14: Strange that SOCIALism is the economic system that involves less schmoozing.
Sun, 23:54: Apparently the lesson for the day is that you should never retweet anyone without doing a background check on them first. @NekoCase
Mon, 00:00: RT @bridger_w: "THE DARK KNIGHT RINSES." -Someone observing Batman as he uses mouthwash
Mon, 07:35: Is "full and complete stop" redundant or not?

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