- Wed, 14:09: RT @Disalmanac: Today is Sewing Machine Day. Ironically, all the 10-year-old Chinese girls who sew Nike shoes don't get the day off.
- Wed, 14:11: RT @Ms_Rebecca: Spammers fuck off. That is all.
- Wed, 14:13: @JaredofMo @GennetteDavis She looks thrilled to be in that picture. :P
- Wed, 14:26: Quote: http://t.co/ifVzXQHX
- Wed, 14:33: Happy birthday to @OfficialKat! Because I'm sure she's actually going to read this! :P
- Wed, 15:01: I never really got referring to the butt as a "bottom." It's really not the bottom of your body in most circumstances.
- Wed, 16:30: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1900, the Boxer Rebellion began. The Boxers were trying to overthrow the cruel, despotic Tighty Whities.
- Thu, 00:12: Who's the Most Remarkable Extra-Ordinary Fellow? http://t.co/dEofC11f
- Thu, 00:35: When the new country song hit the charts, it was #1 with a mullet.
- Thu, 00:44: Photo: http://t.co/a7PzKhHg Cookie Monster
- Thu, 08:19: RT @suchducks: stop sexualizing my m&ms you bastards
- Thu, 08:19: RT @brokenglasseye: The end of the bible says that you can't ever update or add to it but I think it could be improved by adding LMFAO o ...