vovat | My tweets

Tue, 12:14: It's Gorilla Time http://t.co/63kvuNil
Tue, 12:24: RT @drewtoothpaste: When the Large Hadron Collider was turned on, it destroyed the universe. We're all dead and nobody knows yet. Well, ...
Tue, 12:27: RT @mari_ness: Ok, Brits: we have a question. What is God supposed to be saving the queen FROM?
Tue, 12:27: RT @mari_ness: The current American consensus is that God is supposed to be saving the queen from CNN and isn't doing a good job. Are we ...
Tue, 14:10: "You have a nice face" is a totally backhanded compliment.
Tue, 14:14: RT @monaeltahawy: The immortal Calvin & Hobbes capture the dilemma of the book that I'll one-of-these-days write http://t.co/9Mevppyh
Tue, 14:20: Video: http://t.co/0MXT3yXx New Super Mario Bros. U trailer
Tue, 14:24: Is the transit of Venus taking place via bus or train?
Tue, 17:31: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1933, the US went off the gold standard and just went ahead and started trading Magic: The Gathering cards instead.
Tue, 17:39: Watch out, Itchy! He's Irish!

Tue, 21:21: Wait, why would anyone want to vote for Scott Walker again?
Tue, 23:44: Down with Roger Wilco http://t.co/OCwvQJ8l
Tue, 23:55: Why is it called a potty mouth? Profanity comes out of the mouth, not into it.
Wed, 00:10: 15 days until new Futurama!
Wed, 00:14: RT @FrankConniff: In Wisconsin, Republicans showed how much money they'll spend to ensure that working class people have no spending money.
Wed, 08:51: Why do Sims consider cleaning to be inappropriate party behavior? Ungrateful simulated assholes.

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