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Thu, 12:21: Video: http://t.co/2mLrWgX5 @pftompkins and @alyankovic
Thu, 13:20: Photo: http://t.co/Qi82wqaI Feline Krueger
Thu, 13:23: Audio: http://t.co/hlVfaD1R Dusty Springfield - I Only Want to Be with You
Thu, 13:36: Overheard: http://t.co/cSEg7YrT Walmart
Thu, 13:49: Audio: http://t.co/j9zljkbi Shadow's Theme from Final Fantasy VI
Thu, 13:53: Photo: http://t.co/59iWHyn2 Return to Oz
Thu, 14:00: Line that should have appeared in Super Mario 64: "Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another painting!"
Thu, 14:36: Overheard: http://t.co/LUgfiAwn From "A Dog Called Demolition," by Robert Rankin
Thu, 15:06: Saw a groundhog out in the backyard. In this weather, I'm going to assume it didn't see its shadow.
Thu, 16:02: Some four-way stops would certainly improve this town.

Thu, 19:25: Photo: http://t.co/8U4enWsl Crime and Consequences
Thu, 21:20: Writer's Block: Wishing Well http://t.co/gpxRbp0P
Fri, 07:36: My name is Nathan, and I'm a fruit juicoholic.
Fri, 08:18: I wonder if the Vulcans were inspired by the Houyhnhnms.
Fri, 08:34: You said I was your blue blue baby, and you were right.
Fri, 08:35: RT @adrianbriggs: My interests include cooking wildlife and leaving out commas.
Fri, 08:35: Mitt Romney apparently doesn't even know how to spell "bane."
Fri, 08:40: RT @meganamram: You know what they say: big feet, tiny clown car
Fri, 09:20: Maybe Next Time She'll Think Before She Jumps to Conclusions http://t.co/4vqcHYvJ
Fri, 09:30: I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message.

Fri, 10:07: Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Fri, 10:23: The xoJane and Gabi Fresh Fatkini Gallery: 31 Hot Sexy Fat Girls in Skimpy Swimwear http://t.co/ZYxA2Uwx
Fri, 11:26: Does high fructose corn syrup come from high fructose corn?
Fri, 11:29: RT @ziggafoss: The show proclaims "America's Got Talent", but by watching it I have come to the exact opposite conclusion.
Fri, 11:30: RT @ziggafoss: Message from Hulu: "Sorry, we're unable to load a message from our sponsors." Speak for yourself; I'm happy I don't get t ...
Fri, 11:32: It's probably better that we don't have flying cars, considering how many bad drivers there are.
Fri, 11:49: RT @meganamram: Does this optic nerve make me look?
Fri, 11:50: RT @janiehaddad: Of all the jobs Apple outsourced, the actors in the Siri commercials should have been first on the list.
Fri, 11:50: RT @FrankConniff: Romney says he's haunted by having said "I like to fire people," so he fired the ghosts who were giving him shit about it.

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