- Sat, 14:13: RT @michaelianblack: I get so mad at myself when I like a commercial.
- Sat, 14:35: With God, all things are possible, except avoiding cliches.
- Sat, 14:55: Photo: mikelo: I’m in this one, too. http://t.co/APp4oQng
- Sat, 16:10: RT @drunknnaughty: A sandwich is just a sandwich, but a man witch is a warlock.
- Sat, 16:14: I'm assuming 50 Shades of Grey isn't related to Jasper Fforde's "Shades of Grey."
- Sat, 17:27: Photo: To be fair, it IS a lot easier to clean up in video games than in real life. When a Sim cleans... http://t.co/Z9bwZAgb
- Sat, 17:40: Is Raven going to get together with Annelise van der Pol now?
- Sat, 17:50: Does 50 Shades of Grey involve Sasha Grey? What about Jennifer Grey?
- Sat, 18:01: Photo: 20 Popular Books Given Absolutely Horrible Titles http://t.co/d4V79WaL
- Sat, 18:03: Photo: http://t.co/6adgzjL0
- Sat, 18:11: Photo: http://t.co/pvLLOaF1
- Sat, 18:22: Photo: http://t.co/fqiICCN1
- Sat, 18:51: Pizzeria Uno has a menu item called Baked Stuffed. They don't need no stinking nouns!
- Sat, 18:57: Another Pizzeria Uno item: Herb-Rubbed Breast of Chicken. Those second and third words together sound perverted.
- Sun, 00:39: Stereotype of the Stubborn Skeptic http://t.co/Suw4odzn
- Sun, 00:57: Am I crazy for thinking the kind of cheddar cheese you have to slice yourself tastes better than the pre-sliced stuff?
- Sun, 01:12: RT @juliasegal: You know why Twitter doesn't let us fix typos without erasing the whole tweet and starting over? Probably because they f ...
- Sun, 01:21: RT @kidicarus222: How many people do you think have confused Gotye with Goatse, and why hasn't there been a mash-up meme yet?
- Sun, 01:23: RT @evilpez4: Chips Ahoy has more spin-offs then CSI, Law & Order & NCIS combined.
- Sun, 11:22: Mark Zuckerberg just got married, and already his status has changed to "it's complicated."