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Thu, 12:13: Video: Mitt Romney vs. Cookie Monster Not sure what Children’s Television Workshop would think of their... http://t.co/9h19N5lE
Thu, 12:22: I would say that giving birth generally makes you no more or less beautiful. Sorry, Beyonce.
Thu, 12:23: RT @willmatheson: Being an adult is like playing House except you're not allowed to stop.
Thu, 12:24: RT @StephenAtHome: The Supreme Court heard arguments today on Arizona's immigration law, but only after Justice Sotomayor showed some ID.
Thu, 12:29: Photo: http://t.co/QFASTaqF
Thu, 12:32: I find the new @emilieautumn single, "Fight Like a Girl," to be quite catchy.
Thu, 13:14: RT @ailishbot: "i <3 boobies" is a shit campaign bc it perpetuates the idea that we should fight breast cancer just so you can have l ...
Thu, 13:15: You know, I DO heart boobies, but I don't think that's why we need to fight breast cancer. The two things are unrelated.
Thu, 13:19: Photo: http://t.co/f7k62OT1
Thu, 13:44: Photo: grey-trickster: http://t.co/OD4ts8BI

Thu, 15:55: RT @MikeConway: I want to see a Sam Jackson Siri commercial where he says "Siri, how do i get these motherfucking snakes, off this mothe ...
Thu, 15:56: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Today is Take Your Child To Work Day. Or, if Newt Gingrich had become president, Take Yourself To Work Day.
Thu, 16:00: Nobody puts Baby Sinclair in a corner.
Thu, 16:02: RT @amil: We live in a world where a real headline on a news site is: "Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston's bikini battle." #suicide
Thu, 16:15: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: What's up with everybody getting their dicks circumcised? You know that part of the Bible was a joke, right?
Thu, 16:26: Photo: http://t.co/Xl98g3eE
Thu, 17:11: The oven here still doesn't appear to be working.
Thu, 17:19: RT @Andy_Richter: I know the day and time are awful, but this dude is worth checking out live. http://t.co/X6907Opv
Thu, 18:22: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Don't forget: If you own a Living Bible, you need to clean out its litter box once in a while. It's starting to ...
Thu, 22:59: I Had Trouble in Getting to Bensonhurst http://t.co/mZ8xP95E

Thu, 23:09: Photo: http://t.co/r8pl65LT
Fri, 08:02: Video: Da Vinci’s Notebook - Enema Countdown From what I’ve heard, this song came into being when the... http://t.co/JTYSCz1j
Fri, 08:15: I have to say I'm still not entirely comfortable with voice-recognition applications.
Fri, 08:25: Schmendrick reminds me a bit of Rincewind. #thelastunicorn #discworld
Fri, 08:37: "I mean, you can’t leave epic events to the people. They get everything wrong." - Captain Cully, in The Last... http://t.co/wivCydgc

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