vovat | My tweets

Fri, 12:51: Had a dream that @tmbg was helping me pack up my car.
Fri, 13:26: I'm not going to Hitler's birthday party. That'll show him!
Fri, 13:29: Did the spelling "Britney" exist before Britney Spears?
Fri, 13:42: Read my response to "Do you have webbed feet? ": http://t.co/SPOX9Jsn
Fri, 13:42: Read my response to "Do you tell your best friend everything?": http://t.co/1vQFN2Yk
Fri, 13:58: Oh, Miss Karoline.
Fri, 14:06: #MeetOscar. He lives in a garbage can.
Fri, 14:14: RT @SethMacFarlane: In Jimmy Buffett's world, it's common for women to be accused of saltshaker theft.