- Thu, 19:04: As if working until 2 AM weren't bad enough, I have to take an early lunch.
- Thu, 20:13: "Man bites dog" is news. " Dog divorces Kim Kardashian" is not.
- Thu, 22:44: If time is money, you aren't coming out ahead by waiting in line for sales.
- Fri, 00:17: Them crowds is crazy, yo.
- Fri, 00:26: There's something called the Nerf Praxis, but sadly it's not a foam test to become a teacher.
- Fri, 02:01: "Let It Snow" is the G-rated version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside."
- Fri, 10:34: Back to the grind for me.