- Thu, 11:07: Return of the Subcon King http://t.co/YrLWVgY6
- Thu, 11:27: Spam subject line: "A man having an erection is not necessarily ready for sex. Our body often plays tricks on us."
- Thu, 11:27: RT @Nellachronism: #famousmovielineswithlettersrearranged "It's a TARP!"
- Thu, 11:43: Is there any way someone named "Bradley Cooper" could not be a douchebag?
- Thu, 12:00: Were the other two live-action Chipmunks movies really profitable enough to merit a third? I weep for humanity. Also chipmunk-kind.