- Sat, 14:16: Is Satire Dead? http://t.co/0dMqlFo
- Sat, 17:53: When kids cry in the store, it sounds so put on. At the same time, though, I sympathize with their desire for attention.
- Sat, 19:41: I hope no one names a movie after my middle name like they did for Mozart.
- Sat, 20:15: RT @Godchecker: Greetings. Are you keen on Aboriginal Australian mythology? Link: http://t.co/sznusP7 (waves @bagadjimbiri)
- Sat, 20:17: RT @StephenAtHome: A man dressed as Gumby robbed a convenience store. Now he's in the Pokey. (takes bow) Thank you! Thank you!
- Sun, 01:50: Now Tell Me, Who's This Paul? http://t.co/uTD7jam
- Sun, 02:44: RT @jdcrowley: Anyone who relies on stocks for a retirement plan is basically saying "I trust panic and idiocy with my future."