vovat | My tweets

Thu, 20:51: I'm not generally in favor of the death penalty, but I might be willing to make an exception for Kate Gosselin.
Thu, 21:06: Overheard: "I'm going to call Adult DYFS, and have myself taken away."
Thu, 21:12: RT @heiditron3000: They say man is the deadliest game, but I still think it's fire elephants with guns for legs.
Thu, 21:29: RT @fmarciuliano: What Happened to Disney Characters’ OTHER Parent: http://t.co/UH7qvVq
Fri, 02:11: RT @bridger_w: I bet the guy who first thought to use "cracker" as an insult would've thought twice if he'd tried a Cheez-It
Fri, 02:13: RT @DannyZuker: To people who are afraid to fly: Statistically you are more likely to be executed by Rick Perry than die in a plane crash.
Fri, 03:16: Civilization, Mario-Style http://j.mp/qL37kP