- Mon, 16:37: Chick.com is down? Must be the work of those "haw haw haw" demons.
- Mon, 16:38: #GreatestGadgets Inspector Gadget
- Mon, 16:44: So, @NowIsStrange invented the word "heliomobius."
- Mon, 17:23: Is the last name of Beyonce's kid going to be "Knowles-Z"?
- Mon, 18:10: Almost ran out of gas this morning. I usually never let it get that low, but I was a victim of circumstance.
- Mon, 18:45: My philosophy is to love the sin, but hate the sinner.
- Tue, 02:27: No Passing Zon http://t.co/gGYqYTG