My tweets

[vovat]

• Sat, 13:08: I think the Bible supports hard drugs. Why else would its longest-lived character be named Meth-Use-lah?
• Sat, 13:09: RT @TooManyCubits: You know what, Romney? If corporations are people, I'd like to see Exxon Mobil's birth certificate.
• Sat, 14:03: Photo: http://t.co/caGyHaw
• Sat, 14:34: In my dream last night, I was getting breakfast at McDonald's at the same time as @pennjillette.
• Sat, 14:34: Also had a recent dream that @margaretcho was at some family function. Wish I could hang out with famous comedians in my waking life.
• Sat, 15:07: RT @KathViner: David Cameron said life would be tougher for evicted tenants, 'but they should have thought of that before' #wandsworth # ...
• Sat, 15:11: RT @hernameisali: Kids LOVE Grease and there are lyrics like "the chicks'll cream" "well be gettin lots of tit" and "she's a real pussyw ...
• Sat, 15:33: It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Stevie Nicks!
• Sat, 15:58: RT @juliasegal: "Mike Myers is gonna do a 4th Austin Powers movie? YES! I can't wait! This is gonna be amazing!" -Nobody
• Sat, 16:07: RT @FatAus: Larry David, Feminist Hero? - http://t.co/rbzKfn4

• Sat, 16:08: RT @mattselman: Prometheus stole fire from Olympus, bringing his gift to man hidden in a hollow stalk of fennel. Just another great reas ...
• Sat, 16:11: RT @OMGnakie: Men, getting a pedicure does not make you gay. Being exclusively attracted to other men makes you gay. It's not that hard ...
• Sat, 16:11: RT @SethMacFarlane: Standard & Poor doesn't sound like a creditor. It sounds like a vaudeville act consisting of a society gent and a hobo.
• Sat, 16:20: When people say they want to work on their tans, what kind of work is involved?
• Sat, 17:42: Tina Fey's new baby is named Greeky McGreek.
• Sat, 17:49: RT @Godchecker: Try today's featured deity LOKI. Take a look: http://t.co/VwkDFgl Enjoy.
• Sat, 20:21: Why would I want digital voice? So my house phone's reception is just as crappy as my cell phone's?
• Sat, 20:45: RT @mattselman: What we really need is a modern-day Robin Hood who steals from the super rich and gives to the rich.
• Sun, 04:06: All Right, THIS Time for Sure! http://t.co/oCWYlF0