- Tue, 14:33: Gotta Have My Bops http://wp.me/pUiPY-s5
- Tue, 17:05: Sometimes I wish you could get a meal-sized portion of mozzarella sticks, but that's probably not such a good idea.
- Tue, 17:50: WHAT IF, INSTEAD OF MAILING NERMAL TO ABU DHABI, GARFIELD MAILED HIM TO ABU GHRAIB? #CAPSTUESDAY
- Tue, 18:02: Photo: http://tumblr.com/xpy3zz0wrg
- Tue, 19:30: In order to preserve democracy, repressive actions were taken. #campervanbeethoven
- Wed, 01:49: Fantasy Values http://wp.me/pUiPY-s7
- Wed, 02:04: RT @juliasegal: Usher must have been so busy on his wedding day, he was the groom AND he had to seat all his guests.
- Wed, 02:04: RT @almightygod: Evangelicals questioning existence of Adam and Eve: http://t.co/icbhW36 What's next, thinking donkey's can't talk?
- Wed, 02:09: RT @LailaLalami: .@WholeFoods cancels Ramadan promotion. Because eating halal foods will make you want to impose sharia! #wholefoodsfail ...
- Wed, 02:10: Isn't "Whole Foods Fail" kind of redundant?