vovat | My tweets

Sun, 17:48: Jerry Springer episode I'd like to see: "I'm in Love with an Oscar Mayer wiener!"
Sun, 20:15: Little Debbie makes a product called Marshmallow Pies, but so far I haven't seen any rocking-horse people buying them.
Sun, 20:20: RT @jdcrowley: Here's my proof against the existence of a loving, compassionate God: John Boehner hasn't yet been struck and killed by a ...
Sun, 20:20: RT @BoobsRadley: I hate that "You know what to do" voicemail greeting, because if a recently unfrozen caveman calls, I bet that makes hi ...
Sun, 20:22: As a guy, I'm glad I don't have to wear thongs. Then again, girls don't either, do they?
Sun, 20:27: Would Jezebel have qualified as a Lebanese looker? #biblefunnies
Sun, 20:30: RT @barrypilling: Gwen Stefani isn't on Twitter... She ain't no follow back girl. #oddrockpun
Sun, 22:23: @NowIsStrange Yeah, bikini briefs aren't quite the same as thongs.
Mon, 00:56: I forgot to get a milkshake for @NowIsStrange. I fail at marriage.
Mon, 01:40: Domino Domination http://wp.me/pUiPY-rY

Mon, 08:23: Are there any stories about a person living inside an animal that predate that of Jonah? I'm probably missing something obvious here.

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